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NotJeffSessions's avatar

Their viewers really are fucking ignorant.

NotJeffSessions's avatar

And God forbid you combine the word Chicago with Democrat and it's a veritable fucking breakdown.

James Baskin's avatar

Tammy says: "Don't step on snek.... er I mean syringe.

minidriver's avatar

Besides, it gives the FN people (esp Hannity) the vapors every time mr drumpf calls them up at 3AM screaming "OOOHHHHHBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" because he keeps having dreams about being teased for being incompetent.

minidriver's avatar

Just don't say "damn" because that really riles up the evangelicals.

minidriver's avatar

Texas: Damnit, I wanted some of that umbrage and you took all of it!

mailman27's avatar

That's some serious mayhem!

NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

It's still my go-to explanation for every question that comes up in my coffee group (of retired defense engineers.) They have no sense of humor and don't recognize Our Great Lord Cthulhu.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

They can't find a stripper with low-enough self esteem to take the gig.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Well, Torpin Leisure's costume department sure does know her audience. What a very appropriate and serious strapless top... in March.

Two things occur to me after watching that Geraldo-Bongino thing... it's an odd feeling to kind of be rooting for Gerry, and, since they seem to be saying that they'll be renaming the virus based on their own xenophobia, I think I should be able to rename it promote MY agenda also too... that's why, from now on, I'll be calling this illness the CPAC virus.

cessnadriver's avatar

Nothing racist about that.

Racist, no. Incredibly racist, yes.

cessnadriver's avatar

Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.

cessnadriver's avatar

Where in America are the real estate values higher than in San Francisco?

Notice there are no trumpita towers in California cities.

cessnadriver's avatar

My nazi brothers are convinced that the streets in SF are covered with poop.

Steely_Fan's avatar

Nazi brothers. Ew. My sympathies.