Today in Wishful Thinking: Fox Business News ran this tantalizing headline yesterday: "Analyst Sees Chance of Obama Resignation." And by golly, there is nothing at all untrue about it! They found a Wall Street investment analyst who has "27 years of experience in the securities industry" and based on his excellent science, he figures there's no more than a 90% chance that Obama will see out the rest of his term:
it's amazing how they can fear monger about the tyrant building his eternal dictatorship in one breath, then salivate over the likelihood that he'll resign or be impeached with the next breath, yet the rubes never blink an eye at the obvious contradiction. I guess as long as you stroke the lizard brains of the base by telling them what they want to hear 24/7 it doesn't matter if you contradict yourself every other sentence
Does wood sink in water? What also floats in water? A duck So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore? A witch!
"“If ObamaCare is the fiasco that some headlines are suggesting it is. . . " Yeah, that's some real science right there, Kent. What if you ignore headlines written by Murdoch's poo-flinging monkeys?
There's a 90% chance this is 100% bullshit.
it's amazing how they can fear monger about the tyrant building his eternal dictatorship in one breath, then salivate over the likelihood that he'll resign or be impeached with the next breath, yet the rubes never blink an eye at the obvious contradiction. I guess as long as you stroke the lizard brains of the base by telling them what they want to hear 24/7 it doesn't matter if you contradict yourself every other sentence
Wait. Give me a second.
nerd
I read that in the voice of Lilly Von Schtupp
Does wood sink in water? What also floats in water? A duck So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore? A witch!
in all fairness, FBN analysts know absolutely nothing about business either
I wonder if Kent Engelke, managing director at the brokerage Capitol Securities Management, would care to make this interesting.
I don't believe it until I see a pie chart where the percentages add up to 127%.
That cartoon always reminded me of my linear algebra class.
Who are you calling a fruitcake?
Stats!
"“If ObamaCare is the fiasco that some headlines are suggesting it is. . . " Yeah, that's some real science right there, Kent. What if you ignore headlines written by Murdoch's poo-flinging monkeys?
..and in and out and in and out and in and out... At some point, it should become obvious that you're being fucked.