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The Quirk's avatar

There's a 90% chance this is 100% bullshit.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's amazing how they can fear monger about the tyrant building his eternal dictatorship in one breath, then salivate over the likelihood that he'll resign or be impeached with the next breath, yet the rubes never blink an eye at the obvious contradiction. I guess as long as you stroke the lizard brains of the base by telling them what they want to hear 24/7 it doesn't matter if you contradict yourself every other sentence

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bobbert's avatar

Wait. Give me a second.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I read that in the voice of Lilly Von Schtupp

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Does wood sink in water? What also floats in water? A duck So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore? A witch!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

in all fairness, FBN analysts know absolutely nothing about business either

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diogenez's avatar

I wonder if Kent Engelke, managing director at the brokerage Capitol Securities Management, would care to make this interesting.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I don't believe it until I see a pie chart where the percentages add up to 127%.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That cartoon always reminded me of my linear algebra class.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Who are you calling a fruitcake?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Stats!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"“If ObamaCare is the fiasco that some headlines are suggesting it is. . . " Yeah, that's some real science right there, Kent. What if you ignore headlines written by Murdoch's poo-flinging monkeys?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

..and in and out and in and out and in and out... At some point, it should become obvious that you're being fucked.

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