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We all know that those claims about the economy is fake news! The jobless are legion and gas is $80 billionty a gallon. ... No, not where you live, that's in all those other places THEY don't tell you about.

Also, all of America's cities look like northern Gaza, except worse. Again, not the city where you live, all those others.

And the Venezuleanrican illegals have taken over all our apartment complexes and opened pizzarias where your children are all killed for their adrenochrome! It's true.

And Hurricane Helene killed 8 million people, but the news is lying to you about the mass graves and how the storm was steered to destroy the cities so the globalists can seize the minerals through imminent domain!

Don't trust the lying media!

(Speaking to concerned daughter who is a commie Democrat) No, I don't need to go to a home, and you can't make me!

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Folks, don't criticize what someone wears on the cover of a magazine. The clothes, shoes, accessories are almost always borrowed. It doesn't matter how expensive they are, everything they are wearing is usually borrowed from one or more fashion houses. Vogue is a fashion mag, after all, so it's just as much an ad for what she's wearing as it is a teaser to read the article.

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Because Melania is running for the most important office in the entire universe, which is MODEL, except that she already was that plus she got married to some asshole, totally unlike any other MODEL, and this supremely qualifies her for VOGUE COVER whenever she wants which is probably all the time everywhere, or else never because "I don't really care do u?" Remember?

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Doesn’t Vogue require an interview and Melanie won’t do it because…questions are hard?

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"all of these people should go play in traffic"

Is this phrase now on the list of approved ways to wish harm on someone?

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Kamala Harris is a Presidential candidate with a long history of serious and important jobs. Melania trumpy is not. She married trumpy. That's it. Perhaps she could make the cover of a psychological journal exploring what the hell is wrong with her.

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That might be the most restrained I've seen Bartiromo act in years. As for the content of the show itself, this is Fox we're talking about. It's amazing there's anything aired there that approaches consensus reality.

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"Fox Business anger Fraggle Maria Bartiromo"

"many 'business-minded' American people are still as raccoon-brained about that as ever"

Fraggle *and* raccoon libelz!

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You can't have a Vogue cover shot of a woman who's about to enter the Witness Protection Program.

People are saying.

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Melania made the Vogue cover when she married and she was on Vanity Fairs cover grifting her jewelry line. These people are idiots and bad at their "jobs".

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There’s a chance for Melania yet if they still have those magazines behind the cash register at the liquor store.

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LOL. As if a "billionaire" isn't "elite." Fuck off with that noise.

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Yeh, one of the things that really bugs the sh*t out of me about Fox (there are so many things) is these multi-million dollar propagandists whining about "the elite." But the idiots that watch them swallow it whole.

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Full transcript of the meeting here. Hard to read. In both senses....

https://www.c-span.org/video/?539131-1/president-trump-interview-economic-club-chicago

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lol. what a maroon...

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Just finished up with Oct 15 tax filers. 5 hours to spare. Personal best!!

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Fraggle libel

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Melania ruined the White House Rose Garden and replaced it with something nobody likes. That should disqualify her from ever appearing on any fashion magazine cover.

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I know. Every first lady contributed to the garden each term, and each year it'd be a vibrant colorful garden full and teeming with life. Then she plowed it over and made it a monochromatic and boring garden. Green leaves and white flowers. Yawn. All those past contributions gone. I hope they were carefully removed and donated to the Smithsonian but I highly doubt it.

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Perhaps they're in trumpy's bathroom at Mar-a-Lago.

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