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Slow clap.

Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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As a recovering Quaker, I can tell you that they find it very hard to condemn anyone. Light of God in everyone, etc, etc.

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i imagine the various security services who have to be responsible for protecting this asshat are really loving the first amendment right about now.

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Yet another Crowder for Marshal Raylan Givens to deal with. They are like weeds that you just can't seem to keep out of your pumpkin patch.

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Kristen Wiig got a tattoo?

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<i>We suggest a new career, one that will not hurt others and is more suited to your talents and scholarly capabilities, like test subject in a makeup lab or selling pencils out of a tin cup on a steam grate.</i>

Is 'boat anchor' considered a career?

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