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and "just presenting both sides of the argument" see anti-vaxxers, creationism etc.

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I thought the use of nickelback was just a bad play on quarterback, especially when it was followed by the term "sportsball" which would indicate the author was not a sports writer.

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Send 'im to Oklahoma.

(Sooner the better)

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[deleting; wasn't clever]

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"Doctor" Keith Ablowjob is crazier than a rat in a coffee can. And he's an asshole.

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"Well, maybe not “women” so much as dames, broads, girls, gals, and the Fairer Sex:"

Also too, vaginas.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs...

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Chicks. Lil' dumplin's.

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This dumbfuckery from Dr.(sic) Keith proves a long suspected notion of Fox News. There are devices situated at the doors to every studio. They look and work much like the metal detectors in court houses and municipal jails.

A Fox security guard escorts a guest to the appropriate studio where s/he is required to pass through this new screening device.(Pretty cool so far, huh?) The machine instantly registers the guest's numerical intelligence quotient, the old IQ. If the guest's numerical IQ surpasses that of room temperature the guest is immediately handcuffed and escorted back to the green room where s/he's instantly set upon by the gaggle of Foxy Networks short skirted blond newsies who commence to beating the shit out of the offending intellectual.

Her or his broken and bleeding carcass is then dumped in the alley out back next to the Fox dumpsters where one can find real news stories discarded daily as cavalierly as the offending intellectuals. Pretty niffty, huh?

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Must have been on top of an older man.

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Oh, you sly boots, you! WD-30?

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One good thing is that high school boys know better.

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Too many Ablows to the head.

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Ablow is right: We automatically assume that anything that happens in sports is acceptable behaviour in any situation. Take boxing: When black people started winning all the titles, white people naturally assumed that it's OK to hit black people. I mean, the connection is obvious! So if you want to blame anyone for violence against blacks, blame Jack Johnson.

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Curses! You're way ahead of me.

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Except Ablow. You can punch him, because boys wrestle.

Come to think of it: Isn't punching your opponent illegal in wrestling? Hmmm... Now I'm confused again.

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"Johnson’s attorney says the incident was sparked when the woman called Johnson a racial epithet"Let me start by saying I'm white, so I'll never understand what it's like to be called the n-word. That being said, I'm pretty sure it isn't an excuse to haul off and punch someone (who's probably literally half your size) in the face. The excuse that gender equality means he should be able to hit her without repercussions is a paper thin attempt at saying, "Haha you stupid girls, you want to be out of the kitchen and have equality, this is what happens to you." At WORST, you grab her drink, pour it out on the floor (not on her) and walk away.

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