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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Remember how the job creators just up and stopped creatin' jobs?

PubOption's avatar

Is Newt a millionaire?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And to show 'em that you <i>will not be ignored...</i>

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well, they stab to catch their food (heh, scorpion on the sidewalk with a sign, "Will stab for food") so that's kind of an enhancement. I don't believe anyone has heard a scorpion chuckle though. Maybe someone is researching this?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That sounds kind of fishy to me.

fuflans's avatar

no scotus coverage? i need wonkette's analysis as bbc and npr and la times are conflicting.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Are they just greedy?"

Isn't this like asking if scorpions are just stabby?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What's really funny is that these Real American™ zillionaires have almost nowhere on the planet to go, where they can pay less than the 15 percent they pay here in the U S of fuckin' A. Maybe Macau (part of Commie China) will give 'em a break, assuming that people are corporations too in that capitalist paradise.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I hear that once you get past the armpit and leg hair, it's pretty fun.

:::DB runs for cover:::

SullivanSt's avatar

That's OK, I brought my £5.96 back from England. It's still on my nightstand, a crumpled fiver and some pointy coins.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Could it be that FOX News has become sentient?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's what it used to mean, back when we (Americans) were cool, but I'd be very surprised if it still holds true.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They're called Marines, Army, and National Guard, for the most part.

PubOption's avatar

I don't remember any fleeing when the sainted Ronnie raised taxes, either.