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Capt.Jim's avatar

Do you mean to tell me fox news accused the republicans of shutting down a Muslin museum I doubt that would ever happen and especially in Mississippi you all need to quit spreading those tall tales.People should have known that story was fake right then and there

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I'm still hoping that Bat Boy makes a run for his district's Senate seat, and that gerrymandering doesn't ruin his very legitimate chances.

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I heard they're gonna have a pig roast and invite the locals over, to improve public relations.

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Poe's Law never strikes the humorist - it's the target that gets skewered. Tina Fey's verbatim recital of Palin's derp salad is the gold standard for that brand of humor.

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The Fucks Gnus base is not inclined to look stuff up . . . at most, they'll hop onto Breitbartsrottingcorpse.com and share the outrage while the butthurt is still fresh.

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What makes you think they regard it as a mistake? The moron base lapped it up, and 24 hours later they can't remember what was said -- but they're still feeling outraged about whatever the fuck it was. Mission accomplished.

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shutting down the entire government was only supposed to affect things <strike>nobody</strike> <u>Democrats</u> cared about!

FIFY

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I didn't even have to say that to myself. Blonde newsbabes on Faux are almost axiomatic.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Taking notes and googling madly... serving 12 for Canuck Thanksgiving dinner next Sunday...

schmannity's avatar

Are you grass fed? Asking for a friend.

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Wait, I got this...

*drum fill*

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I would volunteer for one if it meant I didnt have to listen to the other.