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Jesus, eh? Sounds Mexican - BUILD A WALL!

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Oh, only alternate ones.

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Alerts all the jackholes that a big, juicy heap of derp is about to be served.

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How will they know?

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Turtles are slow... Sorry that was turtle libel... Mitch McConnell is slow.

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Hopefully, in the USofA, its one Jesus, one vote

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Maybe the Fox and Friends collective IQ is the square root of a negative number, aka Imaginary.

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Bite your tongue. Like Santa, Jesus is white. Pretty sure that's in the Bible.

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But not wrapped in a flag, so you can tell him from Ted Cruz.

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That is why I lurk here. :)

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Jesus, take the wheel! And fill out my ballot!

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Where's Jesus's birth certificate?

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Just like his daddy

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God made man in his image.

The earliest known men come from Olduvai Gorge.

Q.E.Motherfucking D.

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