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I AM R U's avatar

Jesus, eh? Sounds Mexican - BUILD A WALL!

yyyaz's avatar

Alerts all the jackholes that a big, juicy heap of derp is about to be served.

yyyaz's avatar

How will they know?

Naytch's avatar

Turtles are slow... Sorry that was turtle libel... Mitch McConnell is slow.

CATMAN's avatar

Hopefully, in the USofA, its one Jesus, one vote

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Maybe the Fox and Friends collective IQ is the square root of a negative number, aka Imaginary.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Bite your tongue. Like Santa, Jesus is white. Pretty sure that's in the Bible.

yyyaz's avatar

That is why I lurk here. :)

Lamashtar's avatar

Jesus, take the wheel! And fill out my ballot!

bobbert's avatar

God made man in his image.

The earliest known men come from Olduvai Gorge.

Q.E.Motherfucking D.