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Angry and Short's avatar

It's not really a straw man. While I believe in the separation of Church and state, the latest campus authoritarians remind me of the Red Guard.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

"What we have here is a young principal who probably means very well, and is probably trying to create an environment where ALL the kids are comfortable, but she’s doing it in that stupid Millennial Twitter way, where if you ban ALL THE WORDS, then nobody can get microaggressioned with words..."Trying to decide who I dislike more here - the idiots on Fox and Friends, or the idiot kids with their microaggressions.

boll ocks's avatar

They think irony is defined by an Alanis Morrisette song.

boll ocks's avatar

It only takes a few of us to give all of us a bad name...

boll ocks's avatar

I would argue that he is better than most, as the closest he gets to jihad or smiting is coal in the stocking. Poor kids with no natural gas heating actually like coal.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So, in a fight between two supernatural creatures, Jesus and Santa, who would win?

Lord-Nash's avatar

CANINEGHAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!

vixenmonkey's avatar

They aren't the right kind of Christian.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

The brats get the day off. What more do they need. Let their parents explain the pilgrims or whatever.

George Parker's avatar

Oh fucking yes... Definitely a keeper!

gingerland62's avatar

At teacher's discretion? What? Allowing teachers to have any spontaneous plans is absolutely not allowed in public schools.( thank you reactionary parents)

Sailor Azeroth's avatar

I summon Krampus in attack mode.

What, to soon?

mailman27's avatar

Truly, a Great Leap Forward in the WOC.

Rick Hill's avatar

"And it’s definitely not Starbucks doing abortions to Jesus in His manger, by making a red cup."

To be fair, I prefer that to the way they added semen to their coffee.(It was semen, rigth? That or miscarriages, I can't remember)

mailman27's avatar

Saint Nick! *dusts hands,shoots cuffs*

aureolamanita's avatar

I feel like a bris is about to go down, complete with transmission of at least one herpe.