Fa la la la la, la la la SHART Two of the unique strains of brain syphilis that sit on the "Fox & Friends" couch every morning have finded a real War On Christmas! Oh so exciting! You see, there is this school in Brooklyn, P.S. 169, and it has this new Millennial principal, Eujin Jaela Kim, who is pretty sure she needs to create a safe space for everybody, and seems to be pissing everybody off in the process.
"What we have here is a young principal who probably means very well, and is probably trying to create an environment where ALL the kids are comfortable, but she’s doing it in that stupid Millennial Twitter way, where if you ban ALL THE WORDS, then nobody can get microaggressioned with words..."Trying to decide who I dislike more here - the idiots on Fox and Friends, or the idiot kids with their microaggressions.
I would argue that he is better than most, as the closest he gets to jihad or smiting is coal in the stocking. Poor kids with no natural gas heating actually like coal.
At teacher's discretion? What? Allowing teachers to have any spontaneous plans is absolutely not allowed in public schools.( thank you reactionary parents)
It's not really a straw man. While I believe in the separation of Church and state, the latest campus authoritarians remind me of the Red Guard.
"What we have here is a young principal who probably means very well, and is probably trying to create an environment where ALL the kids are comfortable, but she’s doing it in that stupid Millennial Twitter way, where if you ban ALL THE WORDS, then nobody can get microaggressioned with words..."Trying to decide who I dislike more here - the idiots on Fox and Friends, or the idiot kids with their microaggressions.
They think irony is defined by an Alanis Morrisette song.
It only takes a few of us to give all of us a bad name...
I would argue that he is better than most, as the closest he gets to jihad or smiting is coal in the stocking. Poor kids with no natural gas heating actually like coal.
So, in a fight between two supernatural creatures, Jesus and Santa, who would win?
CANINEGHAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!
They aren't the right kind of Christian.
The brats get the day off. What more do they need. Let their parents explain the pilgrims or whatever.
Oh fucking yes... Definitely a keeper!
At teacher's discretion? What? Allowing teachers to have any spontaneous plans is absolutely not allowed in public schools.( thank you reactionary parents)
I summon Krampus in attack mode.
What, to soon?
Truly, a Great Leap Forward in the WOC.
"And it’s definitely not Starbucks doing abortions to Jesus in His manger, by making a red cup."
To be fair, I prefer that to the way they added semen to their coffee.(It was semen, rigth? That or miscarriages, I can't remember)
Saint Nick! *dusts hands,shoots cuffs*
I feel like a bris is about to go down, complete with transmission of at least one herpe.