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Pin on his lapel: "YES! WE ACCEPT CHIFFAROBES"

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I was, of course, going to say "zero", but on reflection it might be 2 or 3%. It's always possible that he was so untrainable that he was discharged before they got to parade rest.

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He looks more like an old Black Panther.

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In 2008, I very much enjoyed watching the Faux Newz blowhards concede the White House to Obama. I'm going to find myself a bar with a TV tuned to Faux tonight*, and I'm going to enjoy it much, much more this time around.

* If I can't find an ironic hipster bar, I may have to go to Staten Island.

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WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE????

Oh, there it is.

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What the fuck...

Oh wait, it's "What the Fox..." So, never mind.

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There are only two appropriate reactions to somebody opening a door for you: abject terror or feminazi rant.

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Doocey: "Some say it looks like intimidation." What a Doocey bag.

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