Do stick around for the best part of this (don't worry, it's short!) video: where thehotterrifying black man says good morning to the old white lady and opens the door for her.
I was, of course, going to say "zero", but on reflection it might be 2 or 3%. It's always possible that he was so untrainable that he was discharged before they got to parade rest.
In 2008, I very much enjoyed watching the Faux Newz blowhards concede the White House to Obama. I'm going to find myself a bar with a TV tuned to Faux tonight*, and I'm going to enjoy it much, much more this time around.
* If I can't find an ironic hipster bar, I may have to go to Staten Island.
Pin on his lapel: "YES! WE ACCEPT CHIFFAROBES"
I was, of course, going to say "zero", but on reflection it might be 2 or 3%. It's always possible that he was so untrainable that he was discharged before they got to parade rest.
He looks more like an old Black Panther.
In 2008, I very much enjoyed watching the Faux Newz blowhards concede the White House to Obama. I'm going to find myself a bar with a TV tuned to Faux tonight*, and I'm going to enjoy it much, much more this time around.
* If I can't find an ironic hipster bar, I may have to go to Staten Island.
WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE????
Oh, there it is.
What the fuck...
Oh wait, it's "What the Fox..." So, never mind.
There are only two appropriate reactions to somebody opening a door for you: abject terror or feminazi rant.
Doocey: "Some say it looks like intimidation." What a Doocey bag.