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I stop at red lights. With few exceptions.

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DO IT!!! Just to see what shade of color his face turns into.

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Breitbart: The Last Authority In Journalistic Decorum.

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RGIII got taken out of the job by injury. But, yeah, he also has glaring flaws. If he stayed healthy, might have worked out that way again. Anderson and Quinn, I just thought they had the perfect dynamic. And I had these debates. I was for Anderson, btw. The interceptions were frustrating, but not even moving the ball under Quinn was depressing.

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White/Republican

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Having seen Brady Quinn in high school, I had hopes for him, so we were more on his side. I still don't feel he got enough of a chance, but then again, Browns quarterbacks never seem to get enough of a chance now. And having the "big arm" never seemed to help Anderson much.

BTW: Here's a quote from my brother back during those days showing his frustration with Derek "Mr. Big Arm" Anderson, one I thought so good I wrote it down:

"Anderson and accuracy: They both begin with the letter 'A,' but they have nothing to do with each other."

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The actual Browns had their ups and down, but this surrogate band has been an unremitting bummer.

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I loved it when notmypresidentstumpy(fingers) called Lester Holt 'OJ'. Oh wait, that was SNL..............

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My sympathies are all with Lester Holt. You cannot, just cannot, get Donald Trump to explain what he meant. He probably doesn't remember what he said, and also didn't know himself what he meant in the first place.Once I was confident that our Queensland State Premier of bizarre memory, Joh Bjelke-Peterson, had set a standard for rambling, incoherent, irrational interview responses that nobody would ever be able to beat. Ha. I hadn't seen anything. You Americans always have to outdo everybody, don't you?

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I'm not sure it is drugs. Possibly it's the secretions of his alien parasite.

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They haven't established a well-organized Ministry of Truth yet. Going by their performance so far, I don't think they're capable. Good thing.

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I's cultured! I refers to 1960s movies! I does Shakespeare even! (Trump is Falstaff, cowardly, gluttonous, deceitful and gross, taking credit for what he didn't do ... but with none of the likeable qualities.)

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Is his last name Barron?

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the grifting that will get him in the end.

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Jesus, nine is generous. The motherfucker can't keep a coherent thought for more than ten seconds. If you don't interrupt the orange shitstain when he rambles, God knows where you will end up.

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Finally, an explanation for her effed up face.

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