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“profoundly most unpopular law we’ve seen in modern times”

He's talking about the PATRIOT Act, right? Or the Palm Sunday Compromise?

Oh, wait, those were signed by George W. Bush. That automatically means anyone who hates them must be wrong.

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Nah mang... REAL 'Mericans born here in the good ole USofA to REAL 'Merican parents also too born here! Sez the Canadian son of a Cuban who decided to wait until 2005 to become a naturalized 'Merican; two years after Teddy became Solicitor General of Tejas.

Some people say that might be what Fox says some people might say is a coincidence.

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It also wants him to pick up Tundra Twit on his way out the door.

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Biebs!!!

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Fox and Friends trying to make Ted Cruz listen to reason? That is one hell of an elaborate April Fool's joke someone has contructed.

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Or how Nixon REALLY beat Kennedy, as I've been constantly reminded by wingnuts.

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Love the smell of a wingtard firing circle in the morning!

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Ted Cruz makes me stabby when he's just standing still and saying nothing, because smug smackable face. When will this loser realize, when you're dead, lie down? (yeah, yeah, with votes, Trix)

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I wonder how the whole "renouncing his Canadian citizenship" thing is going.

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This is the same guy who recently suggested we go back to the gold standard! But he knows how stupid that is. He is just pandering to the rubes and hayshakers in the Republican base.

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Cruz should have insisted on talking for 23 hours after Douchey and Kilcreep disagreed with him.

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Without the ACA, I cannot get health insurance at any price except through my job. But I want to retire early and buy Obamacare insurance before I get Medicare. When Cruz talks about repealing "every word", he is condemning me to life-threatening health risks that could deplete all my savings in a matter of hours. For me and millions of others Americans, he is the Death Panel.

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Cruz's plan is also known as the Steppenwolf Plan: Magic Market Ride.

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<i>"That’s what Americans want,” he said."</i>

We also want ... - Background checks for all gun sales. - Same sex marriage. - Higher minimum wage. - Less Ted Cruz (his favorable/unfavorable is 23/42%)

Oh, and also, majority wants -- has always wanted -- the ACA to work.

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Exclusions for pre-existing conditions and lifetime caps - brought to you by the free market.

Did Cruz ever have a soul?

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This sounds like a crazy way for you to demand that Cruz repeal the ACA.

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