Hard-hitting journalism. The MENSA couch at "Fox & Friends" is feeling embarrassed, y'all. Those real journalists take their jobs seriously, because they know that while an untold number of wingnuts watch them while they're eating their breakfast (last Halloween's candy corn they found in their jean short pockets), their TRUE audience is a guy in the White House, who RELIES on them for accurate, thoughtful reporting, as he eats his own breakfast (last night's burnt steak he found in his man booby cleavage). It's not like he's listening to his security briefings, so the "Fox & Friends" kids know if they drop the ball, the president might put national security at risk by acting on #FakeNews.
'Fox & Friends' Sorry For Making Donald Trump More Stupider, Will Keep Doing It Anyway
'Fox & Friends' Sorry For Making Donald Trump…
'Fox & Friends' Sorry For Making Donald Trump More Stupider, Will Keep Doing It Anyway
Hard-hitting journalism. The MENSA couch at "Fox & Friends" is feeling embarrassed, y'all. Those real journalists take their jobs seriously, because they know that while an untold number of wingnuts watch them while they're eating their breakfast (last Halloween's candy corn they found in their jean short pockets), their TRUE audience is a guy in the White House, who RELIES on them for accurate, thoughtful reporting, as he eats his own breakfast (last night's burnt steak he found in his man booby cleavage). It's not like he's listening to his security briefings, so the "Fox & Friends" kids know if they drop the ball, the president might put national security at risk by acting on #FakeNews.