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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Well, <i>that</i> should get the British tabloids off Mitt's back. Don't wanna mess with Brian Kilmeade. Sure.

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fuflans's avatar

i think the republican party stopped being ideological bedfellows with the tories in like 1964.

they're more like the national front.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I hate that movie, but I LOVE that scene!

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chascates's avatar

Gwen Ifill was interviewing Elton John and keep calling him 'Sir Elton'. It's like the Seinfeld sketch and 'Maestro'.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

BUT on likability, 60-30 for Obama. Wow. And on a Fox news crawl.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I must say that watching Commander Hair Helmet practicing his foreign relations skills is as entertaining as waiting for the latest diatribe from the Queen of Wasilla. Everyday he is out of the US he seems to offer even more gaffes. As someone else said, he's the American Borat.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

To be fair -- that is a scary proposition.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I watched the Faux News blowhards concede in 2008, and it was fucking priceless. It will be even better this year ... I might have to buy a TV just for the occassion.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm going to buy a robot vacuum. I'll let you know if it sucks as much as Mitt. Regardless, I'm going to cal it "Callista".

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Borrowing a boatload of money against somebody else's equity, and pocketing it? Letting other people run a business, and then claiming to have business experience? Letting other people handle his money, and then claiming financial acumen?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Wait! I want to marry Michelle Obama too. Maybe if Mittens is POTUS he'll legalize polygamy.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Boxers. Please let it be boxers.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The GOP provides them with printed notes, memos and talking points, free of charge.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Mitt is Dubya <a href="http:\/\/www.politifact.com\/truth-o-meter\/statements\/2011\/sep\/16\/michele-bachmann\/bachmann-hpv-vaccine-cause-mental-retardation\/" target="_blank">after</a> getting HPV vaccine.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Brian, you're a wanker. And I don't mean that in a good way.

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