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"JEFF!"

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I predict that in a few years this Heather Nauert will be one of the top officials at the U.S. State department, guiding our international policy and shaping world history.

Edited to add: See, I was right.

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A generation? Try <a href="http:\/\/politicalscrapbook.net\/2011\/12\/whites-only-pool-sign\/" target="_blank">two years</a>!

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Don't those head scarves and long dresses slow them down while swimming?

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You are really rolling this AM.

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<i>What is wrong with these people?</i>

Is this a serious question? Because I'm gonna need a bigger comment box.

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How do you offer Hillel in a school lunch program? Perhaps a table reserved for discussion of Jewish life?

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Try telling these fuckwits that the local Boy Scout and Girl Scout troops are going to merge into a single outfit, and watch 'em spin 180 degrees and loudly condemn the mixing of the genders, without so much as blinking an eye.

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Yes, one hour a week is totally a majority of the time.

The stupid, it hurts.

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I never looked on Fox as a community service organization before. Thanks for the new perspective!

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Aquatic sharia will clear right up if you rub Neatsfoot oil on it.

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Not to them. Creepy to them is "Happy Holidays".

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A libertarian paradise, I hear.

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"Mohammed" . . . "Peace be upon him"

"Mohammed" . . . "Peace be upon him"

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,i>"the minority becoming the majority at one community pool. Sharia law is now changing everything."</i>

As someone noted up above, that's how Republicans ran the Senate. Because that undemocratic chamber needed less "one man, one vote".

But also the House of Representatives, where gerrymandering (or excellent campaigning) has given Republicans a majority despite receiving far fewer overall votes for their candidates nationwide.

And, of course, Bush v Gore. Technically, Bush won with a majority of the vote (5-4) but if count ALL the votes, he lost. Bush 50,456,002 Gore 50,999,897 Nader 2,882,955

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