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Embarrassingly, a vaccine has been tested with 100% success (so far). So to the great sorrow and regret of the Foxites, it's time to move on to That Communist Tan Suit.

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Planet Barbie.

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To which of that hapless gentleman's extensions are you referring?

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Sharp as a bag of hammers! Bright as the inside of a dog! Witty as a fart joke!

But yeah, easy on the eyes. Fox has priorities.

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Had not heard that one. Excellent.

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Dana, you ignorant slut.

That's all.

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Love It or List It! You can't go wrong.

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Jane Curtin libel.

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Well Dana, maybe the reason reputable news sources spent more time on the lion being killed is the fact that that actually happened and it's against the law, and the Planned Parenthood videos pretend to show shit that didn't actually happen, and no laws were broken.

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well, that outrages me.

[ i haven't had a good rage since 2004 ]

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The grandstanding is in it's infancy.

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The GOP has been prescribed one grandstanding and one shit fit a day since January 2009. The dosage for both may have to be increased after the 2016 election.

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I just can't get my arms around the fact that we and our allies shot and hung. Numerous German, Japanese and various quislings. For doing less than what the Fox people say is a price we pay for freedom ?

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It's not clear that we have.

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The fact-free propoganda of the GOP would be utterly crazymaking if there wasn't an asylum of Wonkers sniping at all the bullshit.

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Not sure I would cop to doing that. ;)

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