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malsperanza's avatar

Embarrassingly, a vaccine has been tested with 100% success (so far). So to the great sorrow and regret of the Foxites, it's time to move on to That Communist Tan Suit.

addison_da_wit's avatar

To which of that hapless gentleman's extensions are you referring?

Amy!'s avatar

Sharp as a bag of hammers! Bright as the inside of a dog! Witty as a fart joke!

But yeah, easy on the eyes. Fox has priorities.

bobbert's avatar

Had not heard that one. Excellent.

bobbert's avatar

Dana, you ignorant slut.

That's all.

mailman27's avatar

Love It or List It! You can't go wrong.

Jack Millwater's avatar

Well Dana, maybe the reason reputable news sources spent more time on the lion being killed is the fact that that actually happened and it's against the law, and the Planned Parenthood videos pretend to show shit that didn't actually happen, and no laws were broken.

willi0000000's avatar

well, that outrages me.

[ i haven't had a good rage since 2004 ]

freakishlyterrified's avatar

The grandstanding is in it's infancy.

ButchWagstaff's avatar

The GOP has been prescribed one grandstanding and one shit fit a day since January 2009. The dosage for both may have to be increased after the 2016 election.

DsMTwoShoes's avatar

I just can't get my arms around the fact that we and our allies shot and hung. Numerous German, Japanese and various quislings. For doing less than what the Fox people say is a price we pay for freedom ?

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

It's not clear that we have.

Chris Grrr's avatar

The fact-free propoganda of the GOP would be utterly crazymaking if there wasn't an asylum of Wonkers sniping at all the bullshit.

sosuume's avatar

Not sure I would cop to doing that. ;)