Hey, did you hear about that beheading in Oklahoma last week? Did you know that beheadings are on the rise here in U.S. America, with over 100% more beheadings by fired ex-convicts in September 2014 than in the whole rest of the year? Fortunately, killer Alton Nolen was stopped from attacking a second worker at Vaughan Foods when the company's Chief Operating Officer, Mark Vaughan, shot him. This proves that if your executive staff includes an off-duty Sheriff's Reserve deputy who is nearby with his or her weapon handy, you will never ever have to worry about more than one person at your business getting beheaded.
<em>&quot;If more people were legally armed, there would be less violence, period&quot;</em>
...you mean legally armed like, George Zimmerman, Adam Lanza or John Allen Muhammad, and Lee Boyd Malvo?! Geez, even in the fukking Wild West the Sheriff was smart enough to disarm citizens prior to them entering town. They understood that having everyone armed to the gills wasn&#039;t a good idea
I would guess that it wasn&#039;t a Ginsu, otherwise there would be a TV ad &#039;...after cutting through this can, it&#039;s still sharp enough to cut this lady&#039;s head off&quot;.
<i>&ldquo;If more people were legally armed, there would be less violence, period.&quot;</i>
True. If you don&#039;t count suicide and people shooting each other.
But if more guns make us safer, they should be allowed on airplanes. Howzabout it Judge? You want to fly on Guns Allowed Airlines&trade;?
You&#039;re in a movie theatre when someone walks in with an assault rifle and black bag. Do you... a) relax, you&#039;re safer now b) leave c) watch the possible shooter instead of the movie d) shoot first
<i>Curiously, neither Doocy nor Napolitano offered any thoughts on how many people could have died if Alton Nolen had been armed with <strike>an AR-15</strike> <b>Popeil vegamatic</b> instead of a 10-inch vegetable knife.</i>
I know, right? I hated that time in 2008 . . . no, wait, it must&#039;ve been 2010 because - no, that wasn&#039;t it. Maybe it was 2012? Like, early, before the election? anyway, all those times he just came busting in the door and personally took away my guns! I&#039;ma hafta look it up and get back to ya.
Iffen that one fellow didnt have a shottin iron beheadings would have been up 200% I&#039;ll bet
I can outrun a guy with a knife. I can&#039;t outrun a speeding bullet.
Thus if there are nutjobs, crackpots and &quot;monsters&quot; I would much rather them be armed with a melee weapon, thankyouverymuch.
When Obama takes away our guns, how will we stop the monsters from taking over everywhere? My god, it&#039;ll be just like Sesame Street.
<em>&quot;If more people were legally armed, there would be less violence, period&quot;</em>
...you mean legally armed like, George Zimmerman, Adam Lanza or John Allen Muhammad, and Lee Boyd Malvo?! Geez, even in the fukking Wild West the Sheriff was smart enough to disarm citizens prior to them entering town. They understood that having everyone armed to the gills wasn&#039;t a good idea
I would guess that it wasn&#039;t a Ginsu, otherwise there would be a TV ad &#039;...after cutting through this can, it&#039;s still sharp enough to cut this lady&#039;s head off&quot;.
Depends on your definition of &quot;people&quot;.
<i>&ldquo;If more people were legally armed, there would be less violence, period.&quot;</i>
True. If you don&#039;t count suicide and people shooting each other.
But if more guns make us safer, they should be allowed on airplanes. Howzabout it Judge? You want to fly on Guns Allowed Airlines&trade;?
You&#039;re in a movie theatre when someone walks in with an assault rifle and black bag. Do you... a) relax, you&#039;re safer now b) leave c) watch the possible shooter instead of the movie d) shoot first
<i>Curiously, neither Doocy nor Napolitano offered any thoughts on how many people could have died if Alton Nolen had been armed with <strike>an AR-15</strike> <b>Popeil vegamatic</b> instead of a 10-inch vegetable knife.</i>
It slices, it dices, sheeple!!!!
That&#039;s what SHE said.
Acme was all out of it.
I know, right? I hated that time in 2008 . . . no, wait, it must&#039;ve been 2010 because - no, that wasn&#039;t it. Maybe it was 2012? Like, early, before the election? anyway, all those times he just came busting in the door and personally took away my guns! I&#039;ma hafta look it up and get back to ya.
Too early, but I upfisted you anyway, because dude. Funny!
What&#039;s really weird is that the mouthbreathers think it&#039;s happened already.
&quot;I got beheaded just yesterday by Muslims!&quot;
&quot;...I got better!&quot;