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Capt.Jim's avatar

Iffen that one fellow didnt have a shottin iron beheadings would have been up 200% I'll bet

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I can outrun a guy with a knife. I can't outrun a speeding bullet.

Thus if there are nutjobs, crackpots and "monsters" I would much rather them be armed with a melee weapon, thankyouverymuch.

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Ikimizi's avatar

When Obama takes away our guns, how will we stop the monsters from taking over everywhere? My god, it'll be just like Sesame Street.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

<em>"If more people were legally armed, there would be less violence, period"</em>

...you mean legally armed like, George Zimmerman, Adam Lanza or John Allen Muhammad, and Lee Boyd Malvo?! Geez, even in the fukking Wild West the Sheriff was smart enough to disarm citizens prior to them entering town. They understood that having everyone armed to the gills wasn't a good idea

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PubOption's avatar

I would guess that it wasn't a Ginsu, otherwise there would be a TV ad '...after cutting through this can, it's still sharp enough to cut this lady's head off".

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Depends on your definition of "people".

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“If more people were legally armed, there would be less violence, period."</i>

True. If you don't count suicide and people shooting each other.

But if more guns make us safer, they should be allowed on airplanes. Howzabout it Judge? You want to fly on Guns Allowed Airlines™?

You're in a movie theatre when someone walks in with an assault rifle and black bag. Do you... a) relax, you're safer now b) leave c) watch the possible shooter instead of the movie d) shoot first

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Curiously, neither Doocy nor Napolitano offered any thoughts on how many people could have died if Alton Nolen had been armed with <strike>an AR-15</strike> <b>Popeil vegamatic</b> instead of a 10-inch vegetable knife.</i>

It slices, it dices, sheeple!!!!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That's what SHE said.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Acme was all out of it.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I know, right? I hated that time in 2008 . . . no, wait, it must've been 2010 because - no, that wasn't it. Maybe it was 2012? Like, early, before the election? anyway, all those times he just came busting in the door and personally took away my guns! I'ma hafta look it up and get back to ya.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Too early, but I upfisted you anyway, because dude. Funny!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What's really weird is that the mouthbreathers think it's happened already.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"I got beheaded just yesterday by Muslims!"

"...I got better!"

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