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"Fox Nation", "Aryan Nation".

Any similarity between the two are pure coincidence, right?

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Ever wonder what South Africa would have done with Boner, back in the day? The guy's not even ON their color chart.

"Hey, Gunther, do we have a "brightly colored" category?"

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Drought, high heat, uncooperative chickens! Farmer sold over 600 chickens in 2 weeks; down to less than a dozen. My house has only one window A/C unit and one of my cats got out and is probably a goner.

Still, I'm farther away from Rick Perry now I'm out of Austin so it's all good!

And this part of Texas is Tea Party Central!!!!!!!!!

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Matt Drudge has an entire section about these frightening 'black' people':<i>

'Mob' beatings at WI state fair...

'Hundreds of young black people beating white people'...

Fairgoers 'pulled out of cars'...

'They were just going after white people'...

Heightened security...</i>

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There will ALWAYS be a new Wayans movie or tv show coming out. They even snuck a Wayans onto that one ABC comedy, my chick didn't know why she hated the show until I told her the black dude was a Wayans - then she said "that's it! I knew something was wrong, I didn't know they snuck a Wayans in on me!"

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You're not the only one, I have daydreams of Michelle's thighs of steel wrapped around my.. nevermind, but trust me it's filthy.

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Well, to be perfectly fair, Repug policy creates lots of jobs. For people in China.

Needz moar 'free trade'.

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bamz probably thought rick perry was taking care of the whole jobs thing with the praying party.

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You know, as much as I despised Jack Kemp's economic ideas, I had enough respect for him to think if he were still alive he'd be denouncing this shit.

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ClusterFox Nation forgot to report that Bull O'Really was just so impressed how polite and well-dressed all the guests were.

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And the Onion thought it was a joke: <a href="http://www.theonion.com/art..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-turns-50-d...">http://www.theonion.com/art...

The Onion is going to have an increasingly difficult time staying ahead of the stupid curve.

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They can have all the goddamn birthdays they want. Just stop dragging me along with you.

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What about all the crack dealers, people selling forty-ouncers, sport shoes, and gold jewelery?

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