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I never expected Fox's dirty laundry to be that blatant but here we are.

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I’ll never forget election night in 2020. I was up late, playing pinball and hanging my head because it appeared Trump might win re-election. But then a funny, beautiful and true thing happened. Biden started winning close victories in battleground swing states. He needed like 4 of 5 of those weirdly purple states, GA, PA, MI, WI to win, and it was looking better and better into the night. So much so, Trump panicked and declared banana republic-style victory with millions of votes uncounted. He hereby demanded they stop counting, another breathtakingly fascist thing to say publicly. And despite that, AND 1/6, he’s going to be on the ballot again? Is that a testament to American freedom, or proof that we have much work to do?

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Ta, Evan, but no. FNC is not a "news" channel, despite having news right in its name. It's entertainment for the deplorables, by their own admission.

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Going forward, I will decide how much money is in my bank account not on actual numbers, but rather, how much money I *feel* I should have

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It's how Trump works out his property values, so why the hell not?

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They only call it 'Fox News' because 'Fox Stupid Opinion-Havers' is hard to fit in a logo.

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Acid bath til it is gone

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I am so glad I was drunk for the 1970s. This "music" is so painful.

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To be as much of a nuclear physicist as Fox is a news network you'd have to know a bunch of nuclear physics, then write papers deliberately misstating the facts.

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ITYM stop letting them pretend they're a news outlet.

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Is there a superfund site large enough?

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How can I be out of money if I still have blank checks? (Not that anyone still exclusively *uses* checks any more...)

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Skid-marks galore.

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Due to the preponderance of rubes.

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Speaking as a special educator, I WISH most foster moms did that.

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"I mean, it's always worked for us in the past!"

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