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But so many things he does to get around laws and norms would have required someone with knowledge. he knows nothing about anything.

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They totally owned the Libs, though!

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Slap a giant blonde wig on this thing and you've got Trish Regan.

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Not before Princess Sparkle cleans the gemstone section out, Hope diamond included.

Which she will probably lend to Melon.

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People are telling him. He's hearing stories.

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All they know is that Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch can yank away their paychecks at a moment's notice if they fail to be adaptable. Fear, plus soul death, plus a natural instinct for fascism, make it very easy to believe only what you are required to believe in the moment.

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Except for the two-week thing that's now extended, I agree completely. In fact, our local paper had an article today about the heightened risk of domestic violence right now.

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Or greed.

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Once on Jeopardy someone's final jeopardy question was " What is Kebert Xela" in an attempt to get Alex to say his name backwards. Alex was not banished to the 5th dimension.

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FOX has a package deal with a shitty plastic surgeon.

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I'm also concerned that with the prospect of an unemployment rate that may surge to 34%, and with the Republicans blocking all but the most meager efforts to provide support to workers and small businesses, we're going to start to see a surge in desperate kinds of crimes, the crimes of cashless people who have run out of food and have no prospects.

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Yeah, me too.

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See, just like Trump said - this pandemic is gonna be like a walk in the park.

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Imagine all the newly dead people on the voting rolls! Fraud!

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It’s part of their natural progression to becoming Lady Voldemort

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