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khanurik's avatar

George Soros? Pfffft.. I'm still waiting for my $25 check from my last protest march..

Garbageman's avatar

'Fiddle with their peens'?

khanurik's avatar

Not making this up: I saw some former FBI guy on one of the news channels today who said he and buddies on a difficult work day would email each other late in the afternoon about their "secret society meetings" after work - which meant they were going to the bar and get hammered and bitch about their boss...BENGHAZIMUELLEREMAILGATE!!! - plus drinks..

khanurik's avatar

the best take on this whole idiocy I've read today...Thank you

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Yyyyep, its pretty much *just like that*. Curiously enough.

george lastrapes's avatar

Stevie Nicks? Could make it an angsty, monotone ballad about eating disorders.

Lordpnut's avatar

If Mick's on the skins, ok.

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

Those bastids 😥😥😥

Lordpnut's avatar

Pissed all over my free exercise.

ez's avatar

(Hanitty back from the break) "Zoom, zoom, zooma zooma zooma zooma,"

phoenix00's avatar

But them hanging chads.... another DEEPSTATE conspiracy!