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Reality fucked up his sex life again. Conspiritus Interruptus.

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"TP's for D"? Why didn't the Dems have toilet paper? Did Hillary bogart the TP again?

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11:00 Presidential scheduled for Intelligence Briefing.11:03 Fox News has a segment on "the texts."11:10 Trump tweets about "bombshell" texts.

Trump in one short tweet demonstrates his fealty to Fox News nonsense, shows that the schedule posted by the White House cannot be trusted, and demonstrates his indifference to important briefings.

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Hannity cant imagine a President wanting to know stuff.

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“That Putin’s for Donald”.

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And a cover-up to hide that conspiracy and it’s a never ending grift...

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I knew we couldn't trust that Obama guy what with wanting to know what was going on in a matter of national security and all...

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I think I read that during an intelligence briefing today he was distracted by watching Fox news. He has no idea what to think about anything until they tell him.

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this is me all the fucking time:

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1...

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Dick pics are apparently damning.

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But Hannity told me yesterday that Chris Steele and Jim Comey were going to be arrested today. WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT

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"Obama wanted to know everything."

But of course.

He keeps getting blamed for everything over and over.

So what's so strange about him wanting to get a heads up on what he gets blamed for, why and when?

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Perhaps, but my understanding (and anyone can correct me if I have this wrong) is that 1) Bamz & everybody else in the administration thought Hillz had the election in the bag, and 2) McTurtle told Bamz that if he said anything about the Russkis ratfucking (the extent of which was not fully known at that point) he would accuse him of trying to throw the election to Hillz. With our 100% hindsight we can all see how wrong he was, but I find it hard to fault him for choosing what he thought was a safe course.

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Hmmm. The FBI is trying to figure out if the Russkis gave millions to the NRA which then gave it to the Drumpf campaign. They say it's going to be hard to prove. But I think it would be irresponsible not to speculate that just mebbe this Bobble-Throated Slapdick (H/T Charlie Pierce) might just have an inkle as to where that $1.9 million Ameros might have come from.http://www.esquire.com/news...

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Stupid Obama. Trying to president like an actual white man when he don't know the first thing about presidentin'. Wanting to know shit. Everyone knows the best way to president is to have your staff treat you like a mushroom: Kept in the dark and fed a load of crap.

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"Johnson is clearly offended that liberals keep calling his pal Chuck Grassley the stupidest senator who ever lived. Hold Ron Johnson’s beer, Chuck Grassley!"

Thank you! In keeping with the general esprit de corp of the Trumpians, Senator Ron Johnson is turning into Senator Joke McCarthy AND lost his shit, both.

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