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True. Also, I forgot about New Jersey and Louisiana. There are lots of armed and/or elected rodents there.

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Man that was a good one.

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"Government gone wild" ... "creeping into our everyday lives"

So tell me, exactly when during the reign of Emperor Black Obama did the government take over these vast expanses of land in the west? Surely this must have happened quite recently to prompt such outrage among these ever-vigilant protectors of our natural resources.

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Hm. Thank you.

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The revolution is being run by Morans. But we already knew that. What surprises me is these are the sort who are always carrying on about prepping for the Apocalypse. And this is what they end up with. More ammo than food and no extra water or containers to fill. And I'm terrified to think what may pass for medical supplies. Plus do they have enough of their prescribed meds for more than a week? Put a fork in it. This siege is already over.

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Yes, the creep of government, still owning* the land that they have owned for 100+ years. Such creep.

*Yes, they stole it from the natives, who are the only ones with a legitimate beef about the Fed's creeping land ownership.

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Cowliphate.Al-Shabubba.credit those to Boing Boing.

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Sorry. Those bombs destroyed plenty of property. They just created more intense ionizing radiation to kill people at greater range. Very humane. Just let them stew in their own shit (probably literally) for a week and they'll quit.

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The owls are not what they seem.

http://media2.s-nbcnews.com...

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Dear god, I wish I didn't know... Generation 3; the third iteration of the Hasbro toy and cartoon line. Crap animation, sugary sweet writing, especially compared to the 4th generation series created in 2010 by Lauren Faust, which is where all the bronies come from. Not that Generations 1 and 2 were any more watchable by adults. God help me, I'm such a nerd.

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Well, and Louie Gohmert got elected to Congress.

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It would be hilarious if people just kept using the refuge as if those idiots weren't even there.

"Good morning! Got any bird info in there?""This building has been commandeered for the American people and--""Excellent, I'm an American person and I'd like that brochure on the yellow speckled sap warbler. It's nesting season and the missus has it number 12 on her list.""The tyranny of the government cannot stand!""Well I dunno about that, but those key chains are awful cute. I'll pick up a postcard for the kids too. We'll just pay the ranger parked down the road a ways. Okay, have a great day now!"

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Wait, is one of them named Hans Gruber?

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NICE!

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