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Or FF PWS if you're nasty!

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Not only are they pandering for black votes, the Democrats deliberately made sure the Flint river was used, to set this whole thing in motion.

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Meanwhile, the bottom of the Kalamazoo River is covered in toxic oil sludge. Because "Pure Michigan" doesn't mean what they think it means.

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Quod erat demonstrandum - same as always.

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Yep...that's the ticket. Makes you want to cry.

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Refugee huggers.

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The mattress police are pussies compared to the shampoo folks.

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And in the long term, adults with lead poisoning deficiencies will be called lazy drug addicts when they fail to find decent jobs.

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Welcome home!

“Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink;Water, water, everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.”--The Rime of the Ancient Mariner

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Great googly-moogly!

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hunh? I thought we were boycotting Nestle because of their complicity with African child slave labor in the cocoa harvest.

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No, they've been deceptively marketing baby formula to women in the developing world who can't afford it and don't have clean water to mix it with for even longer. Has its own wikipedia page and everything.

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Nice. They may have to change filters daily as they sludge up. But anything is a help.

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PVC and glue.

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Ah, yes. The rare and coveted triple negative.

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Well, the free market and prayer. Don't forget the prayer!

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