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Iam Reading's avatar

Or FF PWS if you're nasty!

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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

Not only are they pandering for black votes, the Democrats deliberately made sure the Flint river was used, to set this whole thing in motion.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Meanwhile, the bottom of the Kalamazoo River is covered in toxic oil sludge. Because "Pure Michigan" doesn't mean what they think it means.

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FauxAntocles's avatar

Quod erat demonstrandum - same as always.

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RogationDays's avatar

Yep...that's the ticket. Makes you want to cry.

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JH Marx, Resister's avatar

Refugee huggers.

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JH Marx, Resister's avatar

The mattress police are pussies compared to the shampoo folks.

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malsperanza's avatar

And in the long term, adults with lead poisoning deficiencies will be called lazy drug addicts when they fail to find decent jobs.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Welcome home!

“Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink;Water, water, everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.”--The Rime of the Ancient Mariner

https://twitter.com/NBCNews...

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orygoon's avatar

Great googly-moogly!

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Greg Comlish's avatar

hunh? I thought we were boycotting Nestle because of their complicity with African child slave labor in the cocoa harvest.

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jmhm's avatar

No, they've been deceptively marketing baby formula to women in the developing world who can't afford it and don't have clean water to mix it with for even longer. Has its own wikipedia page and everything.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Nice. They may have to change filters daily as they sludge up. But anything is a help.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

PVC and glue.

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accidental housewife's avatar

Ah, yes. The rare and coveted triple negative.

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accidental housewife's avatar

Well, the free market and prayer. Don't forget the prayer!

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