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Newspapers* (supposedly) keep obituaries for prominent people ready just in case. And every now and then, they print one while the person is still is alive. Fox is a little too ready for a "black man shot/riots ensue" story. I'm sure they also have a "Obama impeached" story ready. Also "Hillary a lesbian". Also "Why Donald Trump is grate (by Donald Trump)". ____________________________________* kinda like the internet but on paper. google it.

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I won't watch Fox News until they apologize for their very existence.

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Too bad? That's how the grift works!

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Or maybe they're covering up the killing of a black man by police.

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Fox News Lies About Something, Admits Later Mistakes Were Made.

Well, at least the 2nd part of the headline is a refreshing change o' pace.

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The cop just had one of those guns that pops out a stick with a little flag that says "BANG!" when you pull the trigger.

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This is obviously all Obama's fault. Thanks a lot, Obama!

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yeah, well, it could have happened.

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It's the return of the repressed. Someone has a bad conscience about all the cop-on-black violence that did happen that they didn't report.

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they've already got the Killary Inpeached!!!!! story in the can.

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I have the feeling that if a Fox News reporter believed that he or she saw some black folks looting when it didn't actually happen we would be years waiting for the retraction.

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. . . and run a continuous loop tape identifying and individually apologizing for every lie they ever told.

[that shouldn't take more than 10years]

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that's no way to start a riot to film and froth about.

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Dewey defeats Truman - wut?

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If the reporter can't accurately report what happened in front of him 5 fucking minutes earlier, should we have faith in police lineups?

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