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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Newspapers* (supposedly) keep obituaries for prominent people ready just in case. And every now and then, they print one while the person is still is alive. Fox is a little too ready for a "black man shot/riots ensue" story. I'm sure they also have a "Obama impeached" story ready. Also "Hillary a lesbian". Also "Why Donald Trump is grate (by Donald Trump)". ____________________________________* kinda like the internet but on paper. google it.

beatbort's avatar

I won't watch Fox News until they apologize for their very existence.

FauxAntocles's avatar

Too bad? That's how the grift works!

Lizzietish81's avatar

Or maybe they're covering up the killing of a black man by police.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Fox News Lies About Something, Admits Later Mistakes Were Made.

Well, at least the 2nd part of the headline is a refreshing change o' pace.

Viva La Tabula Raza's avatar

The cop just had one of those guns that pops out a stick with a little flag that says "BANG!" when you pull the trigger.

dslindc's avatar

This is obviously all Obama's fault. Thanks a lot, Obama!

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

yeah, well, it could have happened.

Tallmutha's avatar

It's the return of the repressed. Someone has a bad conscience about all the cop-on-black violence that did happen that they didn't report.

willi0000000's avatar

they've already got the Killary Inpeached!!!!! story in the can.

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

I have the feeling that if a Fox News reporter believed that he or she saw some black folks looting when it didn't actually happen we would be years waiting for the retraction.

willi0000000's avatar

. . . and run a continuous loop tape identifying and individually apologizing for every lie they ever told.

[that shouldn't take more than 10years]

willi0000000's avatar

that's no way to start a riot to film and froth about.

weejee 🇺🇦's avatar

Dewey defeats Truman - wut?

Ryan Denniston's avatar

If the reporter can't accurately report what happened in front of him 5 fucking minutes earlier, should we have faith in police lineups?