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I've been accused of being many things, horrible things even, but never a troll.

That's an untenable lifestyle of utter failure steeped in misery and misanthropy. I'd hope not to be seen so miserable at least, but you can't be sure how text comes across to readers. Suffice to say I am more than 500 yards from my mother's basement, and with 1700+ upvotes on disqus, not a purveyor of unpopular, conflicting, or incendiary messages to instill chaos amongst random groups of unwilling victims.

Bottom line: Not cool, man.

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Short and sweet can't be beat!

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How very Goya-esque!

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A conundrum! (or is it a paradox?)

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The fact that Brian Kilmeade doesn't shit his pants every time a Republican talks about turning the country into a meritocracy is clear evidence that conservatives have no interest in doing that at all.

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Can't the shades of the dead be left to rest? Must They ALWAYS be exploited by the ghoulish patriots to score points?

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Hands and penis too big.

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To add insult to injury, there's an adult bookstore across from it on the other side of I-75, and it made it through the storm unscathed.

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I would love for him to tell us exactly what she could have said or done that would have made him shut up about it.

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What a bunch of douchebags. And thank you, Rebecca for letting me type naughty words on your internet.

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That is sublime. I think I'm having a religious experience now...effulgent light irradiates me...

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The big news to me is Zinke's comment about Jesus statues. Does anyone else feel like we may be in bigger trouble than we originally thought? Separation of church and state is hanging by a thread under the most dishonest and least religious *president* we've ever had.

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Peg plus cat rocks, and watching it will guarantee that your child will be smarter than Brian. By tomorrow.

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The trick to avoiding that feeling is as simple as AAA: Always Assume Armaggedon.

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Meanwhile in Trump's America.https://twitter.com/Tananar...

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He added that none of our statues or monuments will ever be perfect, because “we don’t put up statues of Jesus.”

Okay, okay, okay. Theoretically, I can accept that Jesus and God are perfect because they are deities or some such. Theoretically, speaking. But putting up a statue or monument to a perfect deity, Jesus or another one, doesn't make the monument or statue perfect. It also doesn't mean that everyone will accept it because it is of the deity, Jesus. We've seen tremendous squabbles erupt between deity worshipers that even come to blows or worse. And, specifically in response to Christian iconography, we've seen some devilish needling come out of the Church of Satan. So, whatever the fuck Secretary Zinke is trying to say about statues of or monuments of Jesus, perfection ain't going to be part of it.

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