Fox News Cold Freaking Out Over Obama's Use of Crappy Paper Clip
Narcissistic personality disorder poster child Steve Doocy and his deranged cohort of subhuman Rupert Murdoch sex toys are mysteriously furious that President Barack Obama would bother to use a cheap, common office supply to cause a stack of papers he is holding not to fall all over the floor. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT LOW-GRADE COMMUNIST PAPER CLIP, OBAMA, DID YOU DIG IT OUT OF STALIN'S GRAVE? What?
[ Media Matters ]
Or as a Colonial Williamsburgh greeter.
it's like they're actually in cahoots with the daily show.