Nope, won't need the ol' brain anymore either. While we've all tried to avoid thinking about Donald Trump imagining his hot daughter while aimlessly flailing his svelte 239-pound meatchops against the lissome naked flesh of porn performer Stephanie Clifford (
So wait, that's an actual detail? I've had to do ACTUAL WORK TODAY people, so not up to the minute. The report I heard on NPR made it sound like she said sex w him was pretty beige - of course, i suppose spanking *are* bland to a porn star.
But seriously, the Donald is a naughty boy? I actually would've thought he'd lean wanna-be Dom if he wavered from basic in-out. Can't quite imagine him being willing to submit even in play.
"it would be silly to make a big deal about what a president had been doing with his peener in his private life, wouldn’t it?"
Republicans would never dream of doing such a thing if a Democrat were President. And if you believe that, I can make you a really great deal on some ocean-front property in Arizona I just happen to have for sale.
[ Hell, I'm A Old: I remember when the fundagelicals flipped their shit because Jimmy Carter admitted to lusting for other women in his heart -- no actual physical contact involved. Sure glad they're so very consistent in their "morality". ]
I, for one, refuse to believe Trump could keep it up long enough to bone a Big Mac. I demand proof. Let's go to the videotape. Ah, damn phone! I gotta take this. You go on to the videotape. I'll be there in a minute, you know, like, probably.
IDK, he's such a fake tough guy. He's obsequious to real Mafiosi like Putin. He likes to be spanked, he likes to be peed on, who knows maybe he's an actual "Cuck" like the right wingers talk about, aka project? It would irresponsible not to speculate.
Bipolar consistency. Extremely judgemental of democrats; extremely forgiving of republiCONS. That get out of hell free belief in jeebus card works wonders for the "compassionate CONservatives.
So, basically, you're saying Rick Fuckwads is a pimp?
So wait, that's an actual detail? I've had to do ACTUAL WORK TODAY people, so not up to the minute. The report I heard on NPR made it sound like she said sex w him was pretty beige - of course, i suppose spanking *are* bland to a porn star.
But seriously, the Donald is a naughty boy? I actually would've thought he'd lean wanna-be Dom if he wavered from basic in-out. Can't quite imagine him being willing to submit even in play.
"it would be silly to make a big deal about what a president had been doing with his peener in his private life, wouldn’t it?"
Republicans would never dream of doing such a thing if a Democrat were President. And if you believe that, I can make you a really great deal on some ocean-front property in Arizona I just happen to have for sale.
[ Hell, I'm A Old: I remember when the fundagelicals flipped their shit because Jimmy Carter admitted to lusting for other women in his heart -- no actual physical contact involved. Sure glad they're so very consistent in their "morality". ]
Hey Clarence Darrow Cohen, next time you put up the $$$ to keep her mouth shut, make sure she didn't tell all to InTouch mag years earlier.
https://politics.theonion.c...
... Walks into a bar
I, for one, refuse to believe Trump could keep it up long enough to bone a Big Mac. I demand proof. Let's go to the videotape. Ah, damn phone! I gotta take this. You go on to the videotape. I'll be there in a minute, you know, like, probably.
Must be one of those city-folk, unfamiliar with horses and barn doors.
IDK, he's such a fake tough guy. He's obsequious to real Mafiosi like Putin. He likes to be spanked, he likes to be peed on, who knows maybe he's an actual "Cuck" like the right wingers talk about, aka project? It would irresponsible not to speculate.
Right? this makes my heart sing. Call me a bad person but the thought of him grinding his molars to powder in fury is just pure delight.
thank you for this. "send me up another bucket of chum" made me snort unattractively at my desk. I had to pretend I was coughing.
you are a VERY BAD PERSON, who i happen to agree with! :P
As small as a finger. A pinkie finger. A pinkie finger on the tiny hand of a former reality show star.
Fundies are lining up behind the president on this. What Jeebuuzz said: "Let he who is without sin throw the first rodgerstone."
Except it did work. It was kept out of the news long enough for Donald.
Bipolar consistency. Extremely judgemental of democrats; extremely forgiving of republiCONS. That get out of hell free belief in jeebus card works wonders for the "compassionate CONservatives.