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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Hahaha, as a black, I assure you that has never been sung by one black to another in my experience. More likely it was 'You mama's so black she cries coffee tears' But YMMV.

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It was also totally disrespectful towards the people of Singapore. It was a fuck you to the colonials of that great, and weirdly uniform country who has always been among our staunchest allies.

102415's avatar

Downfister is bored again. Fixed.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Ronald Reagan might have done something like this, but he would have made it look adorable.

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Reagan used to sleep through cabinet meetings, and no one complained.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

\"I think I get to call myself...\"<br /><br /><br />That is your calling.

Chris Grrr's avatar

The gum goes in, the rage goes out. You can't explain it.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I thought that it was Colonel Sanders.

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You know, Fox should be grateful that we have a president that can chew gum and run a country at the same time.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

All my golf shots are errant. They hit the windmill or bounce off the edge of the tunnel. It's always something. Pretty sure I never hit a mine though.

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YOU LIE! POTUS Sarah Palin™ would have had the townspeople come to the White House for the tea and sympathy. Mostly tea, but if the attendees felt sorry for SP, they were Free® to say so.* ______________________ * all remarks must be approved in advance

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I think there are different Wonkette Jr's auditioning. First prize: A "participant" ribbon; Second prize: A job at wonkette.com

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I notice that all the time. "I thank the Lord for sparing us!" But they never blame the Lord for sending the tornado. Or thank that government-run Weather Service for the warnings.

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This is good news for Juicy Fruit.

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<i>I'm pretty sure that he's black.</i>

Not according to this guy.

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Unfortunately, they'll never get it out of their systems. It IS their system.