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Hahaha, as a black, I assure you that has never been sung by one black to another in my experience. More likely it was 'You mama's so black she cries coffee tears' But YMMV.

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It was also totally disrespectful towards the people of Singapore. It was a fuck you to the colonials of that great, and weirdly uniform country who has always been among our staunchest allies.

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Downfister is bored again. Fixed.

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Ronald Reagan might have done something like this, but he would have made it look adorable.

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Reagan used to sleep through cabinet meetings, and no one complained.

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\"I think I get to call myself...\"<br /><br /><br />That is your calling.

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The gum goes in, the rage goes out. You can't explain it.

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I thought that it was Colonel Sanders.

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You know, Fox should be grateful that we have a president that can chew gum and run a country at the same time.

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All my golf shots are errant. They hit the windmill or bounce off the edge of the tunnel. It's always something. Pretty sure I never hit a mine though.

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YOU LIE! POTUS Sarah Palin™ would have had the townspeople come to the White House for the tea and sympathy. Mostly tea, but if the attendees felt sorry for SP, they were Free® to say so.* ______________________ * all remarks must be approved in advance

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I think there are different Wonkette Jr's auditioning. First prize: A "participant" ribbon; Second prize: A job at wonkette.com

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I notice that all the time. "I thank the Lord for sparing us!" But they never blame the Lord for sending the tornado. Or thank that government-run Weather Service for the warnings.

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This is good news for Juicy Fruit.

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<i>I'm pretty sure that he's black.</i>

Not according to this guy.

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Unfortunately, they'll never get it out of their systems. It IS their system.

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