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The Aristocrats - You've probably heard about us.

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Me too; but this pretty widespread😟 I'm down about the same.

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Those Scottish twitter posts are amazing

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You mean this very pale faced guy frightens someone other than me? Whew! Devolution is a real thing here.

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Eeeek...now I'm really scared.

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Eric Drumpf is such a rebel, just look at that hair. Pa Drumpf has all his hair combed forwards, Eric combs all his hair back. The funny thing is I just can`t decide who looks more ridiculous.

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and don't sleep with the counterpane.

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My sis likes J and Chateau Montelena, and my parents love Grgich - met the guy one upon a time too. Nice old dude.

I think they prefer Sonoma the same reasons you do - a bit less rowdy, a bit more down-to-earth. Not to mention hotel availability and pricing at peak seasons.

Blends can be good *when you do it right*. Absolutely horrifying when it's done on the cheap.

British Columbia wines can be hard to find anywhere outside BC (/shakes fist at federal govt) but look for:Cedar CreekGrey MonkBlasted ChurchBurrowing OwlLaughing Stock... for starters

(and yes, I've had and liked Russian River and Dry Creek too :))

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Hey. I woke up from a nap yesterday, and I had been dreaming about Ms Donna Rose. I took her to work with me and she charmed all the patients. Sometimes she was a baby in my arms, and sometimes she was a little pug dog. But she always ate all the candy. Then Shy and Becca came to pick her up. So it was totally true,, obv.

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Not to mention raiding the cookie jar. Bastard.https://media.giphy.com/med...

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Golf is a rich white man's game! Greg Norman, Phil Mickelson, those be the proper golfers. Ladies, blacks, Asians, stay off!

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My former MIL's bedspread.

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At the very least it is advertising. When I see those and the "protected by Smith & Wesson" signs I'm reasonably sure they don't have much worth protecting but also believe in the magical power of signage.

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It finally hit me who he reminds me of, and it's not a vampire at all.

It's Peter Pettigrew, Voldemort's little rodent friend.

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Cookie grabber!

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So essentially 51% of british voters thought this decade just wouldn't be complete without it's own recession. Anyone who knew anything about economics told these dumbfucks it was a terrible idea. Awesome voting, England, great job! (Don't get cocky, America, it could happen to us this November if we let the nativists win)

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