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Chris Grrr's avatar

Locking more people up always increases safety.

Seems there is nothing, absolutely nothing, that doesn't terrify these patriots.

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The Quirk's avatar

I'm the Goddamn paterfamilias!

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Quick! Somebody find Snake Plissken!

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schmannity's avatar

From Fox's perspective, the only possible explanation for passage was a bunch of illegal alien, cantaloupe-calved, sombrero-wearing felons voting to reduce their sentences through vote fraud.

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

Well, California reelected Brown, voted for Obama, so clearly they have been very foolish for a while now. But I'm sure after they saw GOP glorious victory for a 100 year majority they will repent and bring back Reagan's ghost to run things.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Except, for some reason, the sight of idiots carrying enormous firearms into restaurants. That doesn't seem to bother them at all.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Hey Wonkers! Let's never use "Fox" and "News" in the same post again, ever, okay? That way no one will get them confused.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I thought he'd be taller.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The voters had to approve that proposition because they were in a tight spot!

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