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The whole thing should be separation of church and state and sexual orientation. We should only be concerned with what we have in common, which is being Americans. I wouldn’t really care about the personal lives of trump and limbaugh if they were decent people, but the gloves (pigskin in this case would be appropriate) are off if they start attacking us.

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Trump is Mr Man if Mr Man is Mr Potatohead.

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Wait, gayness is a scale? Do they have belts like in Karate?

I’m puzzled

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Pretty sure Trump tried to corner the closeted Lincoln Log vote with his "handsome" and "well-groomed" VP choice. Even my mom liked Pence, and her what ever the opposite of good gaydar is, RARELY FAILED.

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...and if Mr Potatohead left his brain at home...

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Sorry,Trump and Limbaugh.Pete is more of a man than the likes of you two.Pete is a man who happens to be gay,that actually served his country.I cannot in my wildest dreams imagineTrump or Rush making through even the first two weeks of boot camp.

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I'm more of a man than Trump and Rush,and I'm a post menopausal,58 year old women, and got the mustache to prove it.

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Not even when they were 18.

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Which is trump?Mr Greedy? Mr Lazy? Mr Indicted? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Mr. Man??? Disgusting men with money or power are quick to sniff the farts of other disgusting wealthy men. It’s about preserving their shared status and living a reciprocal fantasy. A fantasy where they are all handsome, masculine and beloved. It’s one reason why country clubs flourish. Booze, golf, and old, mostly white, rich men celebrating being masters of the universe. Plus lots and lots of terrible jokes about the gays, women, and any group of people they fear for being different.

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a coworker told me he didn't think a gay man should be president.

"so what jobs can gay people have?" i asked.

he responded that POTUS has to sit across the table from muslims, who think teh ghey is beheadable or something.

"they don't like women in power, either," i said. "fuck them. why do you want religious fundamentalists dictating our lifestyles?"

then i started calling him american taliban.

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