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I notice the LGBTQ Russia bots interfered with SNL last night-- when that young sailor said he'd been promoted-- not to Admiral but to "Passalong PartyBottom." Trying to make depravity humorous. Which it clearly is not!

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Thank you! It's nice to be acknowledged. We do a lot, between hurricanes and destroying opposite marriage and bringing about the downfall of Western civilization - people don't really appreciate it like they should.

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No surprise, if we've learned anything from the response to the Parkland Kids, M4A and Greta, it's that there's nothing a conservative hates more than people begging not to be killed by their policies.

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And made in China.

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And that's why our side will always eventually win... we have plans.

Warren2020!

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It's just a jump to the left.

(I love how secretly political this song and show are.)

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Needs moar risotto.

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Rock hounding and polishing 101.

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Does he fall out of his tree?

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The team that HS sent to greet the plane in California was made up of Border Patrol child service workers, who went back to their regular jobs afterwards.

I hate it when pernicious conspiracy theories have plausibility.

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I'm old enough to remember when we had a president of a different color, and these people* considered criticizing the federal government to be a patriotic duty.

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It looks like this virus may be bi-phasic meaning it looks like you're all better then BAM it moves into a second *worse* phase.

IT WOULD BE COOL IF THINGS COULD STOP SUCKING SO BAD RN

https://www.theguardian.com...

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Everybody Every patriot knows that what is important is finding the right people to blame, whether they're responsible or not.

These concrete thinkers are also magical thinkers. I grew up in their midst but never could figure them out. They do not understand cause and effect - bad things happen because God is mad at us. If they are secular RWNJs, then bad things happen because the evil liberals want to hurt decent people because the libs are evil.

Among other things, these folks cannot tell the difference between normative and descriptive assertions, even when it's explained to them. Describing X, in their minds, makes X that way. Therefore, we can't claim that the pandemic will take hold. In their minds, predicting that is the same as wanting it to happen, or even just the speaking of it makes it happen.

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Well, the market only dropped 350 points today. So the trend is less down, which is almost like up. Winning!!!!1

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So good! So good! So good!!

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We really aren't worthy of being here. Srsly.

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