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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

If the Russians really want Alaska surely we can arrange something. We didn't pay all that much for it and real estate prices haven't rebounded much.

Jared James's avatar

First they came for Seward's ice cubes...

bobbert's avatar

Gah. How did I miss seeing this?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Gambinos? The Luccheses? The Genoveses? The Bonannos? The Colombos?

fuflans's avatar

<i>How’s he going to keep Russia from invading Alaska?</i>

one rather hopes he doesn't.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Time travel, it's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

June 19, 1865 - Galveston, TX - Breaking News: Emancipation Proclamation issued! (535 days ago)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I thought the black box ended up in that lady's VaVaJay

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's just the party of personal responsibility doing their thing- nothing to see here

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Did you see that bloody moon last night? <i>Thanks Obama!</i>

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

To sell <strike>overpriced doorstops</strike> books, of course.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

BREAKING NEWS: Nixon First Republican President to be Officially Butthurt All. The. Fucking. Time.!!!!11!!

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>did you know the Titanic sunk?! </i>

Dumb libs. That was just a MOVIE!!!

Jared James's avatar

I believe the proper medical terminology (as used by Doctors such as Ben Carson) is "hoo-ha."

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Downity?"