Do you remember Dr. Ben Carson’s VERY IMPORTANT SPEECH at the National Prayer Breakfast in February of last year? No? How could you forget? It’s like forgetting 9/11. Just 434 days ago, today, Dr. Ben boldlyrambledproclaimed that poverty is bad, education is the answer, we should adopt God’s taxation system, went off on a weird riff about health care, and explained that political correctness is stifling OUR GREAT NATION right in front of President ‘Nobama, The Great Capitulator. And Bamz was PISSED. You can tell because the Prez had the audacity to walk right up to Dr. Ben, shake his hand and thank him for participating.
If the Russians really want Alaska surely we can arrange something. We didn't pay all that much for it and real estate prices haven't rebounded much.
If the Russians really want Alaska surely we can arrange something. We didn't pay all that much for it and real estate prices haven't rebounded much.
First they came for Seward's ice cubes...
Gah. How did I miss seeing this?
The Gambinos? The Luccheses? The Genoveses? The Bonannos? The Colombos?
<i>How&rsquo;s he going to keep Russia from invading Alaska?</i>
one rather hopes he doesn&#039;t.
Time travel, it&#039;s a cornucopia of disturbing concepts.
June 19, 1865 - Galveston, TX - Breaking News: Emancipation Proclamation issued! (535 days ago)
I thought the black box ended up in that lady&#039;s VaVaJay
it&#039;s just the party of personal responsibility doing their thing- nothing to see here
Did you see that bloody moon last night? <i>Thanks Obama!</i>
To sell <strike>overpriced doorstops</strike> books, of course.
BREAKING NEWS: Nixon First Republican President to be Officially Butthurt All. The. Fucking. Time.!!!!11!!
<i>did you know the Titanic sunk?! </i>
Dumb libs. That was just a MOVIE!!!
I believe the proper medical terminology (as used by Doctors such as Ben Carson) is &quot;hoo-ha.&quot;
and running his hotel
&quot;Downity?&quot;