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If the Russians really want Alaska surely we can arrange something. We didn't pay all that much for it and real estate prices haven't rebounded much.

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First they came for Seward's ice cubes...

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Gah. How did I miss seeing this?

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The Gambinos? The Luccheses? The Genoveses? The Bonannos? The Colombos?

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<i>How’s he going to keep Russia from invading Alaska?</i>

one rather hopes he doesn't.

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Time travel, it's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts.

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June 19, 1865 - Galveston, TX - Breaking News: Emancipation Proclamation issued! (535 days ago)

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I thought the black box ended up in that lady's VaVaJay

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it's just the party of personal responsibility doing their thing- nothing to see here

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Did you see that bloody moon last night? <i>Thanks Obama!</i>

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To sell <strike>overpriced doorstops</strike> books, of course.

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BREAKING NEWS: Nixon First Republican President to be Officially Butthurt All. The. Fucking. Time.!!!!11!!

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<i>did you know the Titanic sunk?! </i>

Dumb libs. That was just a MOVIE!!!

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I believe the proper medical terminology (as used by Doctors such as Ben Carson) is "hoo-ha."

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and running his hotel

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"Downity?"

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