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HANNITY: I thought we had — I thought liberals believed in privacy in this country.

Oh fuck you, Lumpy. And I thought conservatives believed in law and order but we've all known for quite a while how much bullshit that is haven't we?

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I'm sure we can find examples where all these dipshits released private information on liberals that had nothing to do with any investigations but merely to fuck with them, but I'm not in the mood to go hunting for such things, so I'm just going to assume that's a thing.

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Hannity texted the chief of staff urging him to convince the POtuS to call off his goons, Meadows gave this text to congress, Cheney read it into the record. I know Hannity doesn't believe his BS privacy concerns, but how could anyone? and if they do, who turns their TV on and off for them?

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I thought I was hearing “Fuck your feelings.” Maybe it’s time for hearing aides and a lobotomy?

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There's the story from one of the big organized crime trials in New York in the mid 60's where a low-level thug was called to the stand. He went up there clutching a piece of paper with the text for asserting his Fifth Amendment rights. He got sworn in, the first question, he reads the text off the paper. Then, he has a heart attack on the stand. The prosecutor asks him if he's all right, and the mob guy dutifully reads off the text while collapsing.

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They went ahead and publicly verified their accuracy by whining about how they were shared.

I’m still of the opinion that they were intentionally sent to create evidence indicating they didn’t intentionally participate in generating the insurrection. And that’s why Meadows voluntarily shared them and not others.

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“See??? We didn’t support the insurrection! You can tell by how we made very reasonable sounding texts, on behalf of democracy, to Meadows, trying to be patriots!”

Also, “What about privacy? What about even medical privacy??? But not for ‘bortions though. WE ARE THE REAL VICTIMS!!!”

Weaponized martyr savior complex as propaganda. Rinse, repeat.

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Okay

" handoff"Repeated twice

very subtile 😈

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that's the one, oh shit I got the hysterical giggles again

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Hannity: "Thank you for reaching out and asking 'What did I say?' Because nobody else in the media did."Tucker: Yeah, I did! I called you this morning. I wanted to know what that was about. And you sounded in that text exactly like you sounded on television!"

Yes, he sounds like a total asshole on any platform.

Fox personalities are paid to spread bullshit, and now they have more incentive because they are literally bullshitting for the lives. There's no universe in which they cave or shut up, so the only thing left to do is keep turning up the heat on the off chance that it makes the Murdochs start to feel it.

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Geraldo gunning for Chris Wallace's chair?

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Nobody ever turns off the TV in the dayroom.

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No phony "tough guy" posturing. So my guess is our seditious "representative" Elise Stefanik (R-NY).

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Probably should take up any privacy concerns with the guy who released the text to Congress knowing it would pass into the public record.

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I have great admiration for the people who try to punctuate the transcripts of the idiots rantings.

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I despise all of these people.

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