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Rarian Rakista's avatar

So is NY considered East Egypt or West Egypt?

Rarian Rakista's avatar

I always read LOTR as a post-post-post apocalyptic novel where the ring was only magic in the Arthur C Clarke sense of it being indistinguishable from it.

chascates's avatar

Rod, turn thyself into a serpent and end all our misery.

TundraGrifter's avatar

So, Megyn, now we really know who lost Egypt!

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

What about the blue wizards? they just disappear?

fuflans's avatar

me too and i thought the exact same thing.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Yeah, well, who put da Nile over dere?

Spurning Beer's avatar

They are an update from the stone tablets he brought down from the mountain.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That's not a real map, right? That was photoshopped, right? Please say so, even if you have to lie to me.