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Did he hold his can of tea sideways?

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You can carry an empty glass bottle on an airplane so it must be safe.

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No, but definitely shoot Khan with phasers set to kill. None of this crap about just stunning him.

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So you shot the bastard, right?

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Jesus fucking christ.

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Ah. You must get a wider variety than we bumpkins in Montana. Only ever seen the cans.

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Firearms crime on a minority + Florida = freedom.

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Lol, we get blamed for so many other things (rightfully so), why not?

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So it's pretty much open season on everyone except the Venus de Milo

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God, I hate your avatar.

I try really really hard not to hate, but I make an exception for people that are purposefully making the world a worse place, like the weeping pig in your avatar.

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Don't <strike> eat </strike> drink the brown tea

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And killed some innocent person with that tea

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You've been watch too much MSNBC on the weekends, Amirite?

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Unless you are seated at the time...

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We even get AZ iced tea in bottles in AZ, surprisingly enough

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If it was Texas tea we could blame it on Jed Clampett

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