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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

That's what SHE said???

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

OMG, I'm still laughing uncontrollably.Faux has lost about 25% of their viewership so far this year, mostly to CNBC and Rachel Maddow, who now tops the cable news ratings. Il Douche is yammering to a shrinking base of deplorable Trumpanzees, and Fux is trying to sell ads targeting a dipshit demographic that's looking more and more like the Glennn Beck / Alex Jones audience.The wingnuttosphere is shrinking, and the fuckwits stuck inside don't seem to know it.

JCfromNC's avatar

If you're going to talk about boners, I have to bring up this classic from Superdickery:http://www.superdickery.com...

JAWs's avatar

Me to Howie's twitter feed: "Take this down, please."

https://twitter.com/HowardK...

chezmoi's avatar

"Millionaires for Trump"

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

If any of them need to be true, this one does.

Hesavebread!'s avatar

Too much begatting, not enough smiting.

Ross Garner's avatar

The Green room isn't that where they keep the goats.

Ross Garner's avatar

I thought farmers already got subsidies.I read a story about Michelle crazy bitch Bachmann getting 175k per year for her family farm/

Ross Garner's avatar

I think it's the i just backed one out into my pants face.

Ross Garner's avatar

I thought she named one kid Bleek or Butt or even Late for dinner.

just_jim's avatar

Since it's Trump, 'prayers'