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That's what SHE said???

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OMG, I'm still laughing uncontrollably.Faux has lost about 25% of their viewership so far this year, mostly to CNBC and Rachel Maddow, who now tops the cable news ratings. Il Douche is yammering to a shrinking base of deplorable Trumpanzees, and Fux is trying to sell ads targeting a dipshit demographic that's looking more and more like the Glennn Beck / Alex Jones audience.The wingnuttosphere is shrinking, and the fuckwits stuck inside don't seem to know it.

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This is why moving is a young man's job.

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"We distort, you decide."

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Go on......

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If you're going to talk about boners, I have to bring up this classic from Superdickery:http://www.superdickery.com...

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Me to Howie's twitter feed: "Take this down, please."

https://twitter.com/HowardK...

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"Millionaires for Trump"

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If any of them need to be true, this one does.

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Too much begatting, not enough smiting.

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The Green room isn't that where they keep the goats.

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I thought farmers already got subsidies.I read a story about Michelle crazy bitch Bachmann getting 175k per year for her family farm/

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I think it's the i just backed one out into my pants face.

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I thought she named one kid Bleek or Butt or even Late for dinner.

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Since it's Trump, 'prayers'

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