The ObamaWhiteBlack Muslim House is sending out a "holiday" card (not a CHRISTMAS card, despite the fact that CHRIST IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON except for Hanukkah but that doesn't count because unlike Christmas it's just a random religious holiday that marketers got their hands on) that
&quot;This season, may your home be filled with family, friends, and the joy of the holidays.&rdquo;
Yeah, leave it to the Kenyan Usurper to <a href="http:\/\/tv.msnbc.com\/2012\/11\/27\/happy-atheist-ricky-gervais-rewrites-pat-robertson\/" target="_blank">quote famous atheist Ricky Gervais </a>in his &quot;holiday&quot; card from the Formerly White House.
(Got my card today, by the way. It&#039;s quite nice!)
Your cousin Vinny? Won&#039;t anyone think of the Utes?
&#039;The Donald&#039; will object.
Shouldn&#039;t there be the head of someone on the card? From a racial minority, perhaps?
Football fans rioting in 3.. 2.. 1..
me personally i like my christmas with loads of greenery, saturated nogs, bags of bling and as little jesus as possible.
I could have sworn it was Jews that were doing the spear-poking thing. Because Romans are mostly Catholics, which is sort of Antichristish, but still basically Christian, so it can&#039;t have been them.
Although, come to think of it, when it comes to spear-chucking, I&#039;m pretty sure that&#039;s some other group of non-Christian scum . . . forget which bunch, though. Someone help me out, here. Anyone? Bueller?
It was Leviticus: that bit about how it&#039;s a sin to eat seagulls.
True to the Christian obsession with <strike>sex</strike> conception, about 300 years after the event, church leaders decided it was important to know when Jesus was conceived.
Apparently even when God&#039;s yo Daddy, gestation is still 9 months. (Who knew?) And for reasons I prefer not to explore, because eww, squick, early church scholars (or dingbats, if you will) decided that Jesus&#039;s conception and crucifixion must have occurred on the same day in the calendar. Because Sex = Death, or something. God likes patterns. Whatever.
So they counted backward 9 months from Good Friday and hey bingo: Dec. 25. Nothing at all to do with the Roman Saturnalia, or the early Christian propensity for syncretism, or any of that. Just the basic Sex = Death, over an over, reliably, always.
Which is why leaving the Christ out of December 25 greeting cards is so horrible and wrong: because it would be truly horrible and dirty if we celebrated Christ&#039;s conception instead, which is March 25. In other words, on Good Friday we should all turn our thoughts to some really unusually hot <strike>sex</strike> spiritual enlightenment Mary was having, which she later commemorated by assassinating her son. (With votes.)
Good summary of the various options here: <a href="http://www.bib-arch.org/e-f..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.bib-arch.org/e-features/christmas.asp">http://www.bib-arch.org/e-f...
Well, the Pope. I mean: worse than Bin Laden. In fact, when Obama is not being Bin Laden, he is the Pope. Have you ever seen them together&quot; Eh, have you?
Anybody want to share some OT rage about this <a href="http:\/\/www.digitaljournal.com\/article\/338684" target="_blank">&quot;accident&quot;</a>?
<blockquote>Lt. Eric Hermick with the Pennsylvania State Police, said: &quot;He got in the drivers side of the car, had a .9 mm gun in his hand, was setting it in the center console and it discharged, hitting his son in the upper right chest.&quot; The boy was already strapped in the booster seat when the gun went off accidentally. Police say the father was backing his car out of a space in the parking lot of Twig&#039;s Reloading Den, when the gun discharged....According to the police, Loughrey said he thought the gun was not loaded. But the store owner Leonard Mohney, who only heard the gunshot, said: &ldquo;Instead of checking it, they&rsquo;ll pull the magazine out and they will not check the chamber. It&rsquo;s just an unfortunate incident.&rdquo;</blockquote> Just! Ya gotta admire the safety-consciousness of a dad who puts his kid in the safety seat and then leaves a loaded pistol on the console.
It also bothers me, deeply, that the White House Card leaves out:
Muslims Buddhists Islamics Hindus Zoroastians Environmentalists Druids Pagans Atheists My cousin Vinny My dog &quot;Charlie&quot; Gays Lesbians Transgenderians Vegans Vegetarians Specific Democrats Socialists and Ex-corporate magnates who saw the light and became socialists.
Santa Claus died for our sins. Of course, it was from high cholesterol, but still...