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doktorzoom's avatar

A Corinthian column has leaves at the top. A Dork column is written for Wonkette.

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shastakoala's avatar

It's not my fault they're majoring in Inuit literature and hipster rock doesn't replenish their trust fund.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It's like calciuuuuuummin a carbonateIt's like chloriiiiiiiiiinein that salt you ate.....

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

until you become emeritus, i.e. Mass Excommunicated.

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willi0000000's avatar

about 500 years ago they had the sense to be patrons of the arts . . . but then nobody ever accused the de' Medici family of being "idle."

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willi0000000's avatar

. . . and if that's not enough to cover the debt i'm sure somebody will pay well for them to test new vaccines or make antibodies for people allergic to horse, pig or chicken based sera.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

If police can seize someone's property just because they might have drugs, they should be able to seize property bought with profits from a business proven to be fraudulent.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

He is probably lying about that too.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

There isn't any rape in _Atlas Shrugged_, just female submissiveness to bad-ass male capitalists. _The Fountainhead_ has the rapey bits.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

No, but it's ironic that so much fuss was made about whether or not Alanis was misusing the word, while the world remained silent on the devastating horror that is "Ain't No [sic] Mountain High Enough".

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Lefty Mark's avatar

One thing about ISIS -- they are lavish tippers.

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OppressedMass's avatar

"The only relationship the bourgeoisie can have to art is to own it"

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Ionian know of one column type. But then I am but a simple rustic living in a blog cabin out beyond the land of the civilized people.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The preceding post should be dubbed Doric The Explainer.

EDIT: Not to be confused with this guy...

http://politicalhat.com/wp-...

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Fox News admits that Bill O'Reilly has lied about observing events he claims to have observed. Then proves it is "fair and balanced" by allowing other on air personalities to lie their asses off as well.

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AngstAMillion's avatar

And here in MN, our congressman John Kline is working hard to make sure the govt can't crack down on these fake schools. Oddly enough, he's received buckets of campaign contributions from these institutes of lower learning. I'm sure that's just coincidence, tho...

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