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Fredilicious's avatar

Let's see trumpy the loser try to ride a bike 100 yards. Drink every time he crashes.

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Darth Trad's avatar

So, you don't see yourself as....... puts on sun-glasses...... inFinnite?

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I got to know 'hirvi'. https://media4.giphy.com/me...

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My liver is up to it, but many Wonketeers may not have such a well-conditioned and robust organ at their disposal. I may also start tell some jokes of questionable taste about 38 yards in.

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Nick Sr.'s avatar

Trump worked long hours complaining on Twitter. That must be what she's referring to.

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Jo Mathie's avatar

I'd like to see him even try and get on a bike. He seems to even have trouble getting in and out of golf carts. Biden looks completely fit and healthy sailing along on his cycle.

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Zap's avatar

"Go fuck yourself, Fox News moron idiot." Really can't be said enough.

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It's made from the same material!

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Can't be said enough.

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That's the point.

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DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

I am six years younger than OHJB and I would KILL to just be able to get on a bike now.

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DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

Rachel WHO? Don't forget, we have a Rachel journalist on our side...

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DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

Be glad you're not an "editor" ... you'd be conflicted about every danged thing.

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DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

I'm sure Granny was just kidding. I was a writer and editor for 35 years. I would NEVER correct a spelling error in a damn blog post, but there are a few things that drive me bananas. Like using some obscure acronym or a first name on first reference.

P.S. Correcting spelling and grammar goofs is for COPY editors, who are pretty much just machines. Select ADD MORE COMMAS, press ACTIVATE.

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DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

A kindly neighbor picked up groceries for me for a few weeks when I was laid up. I put "brown mustard" on my list and she came home with French's. I didn't know French's sold brown mustard. If there's a next time I'll write "Brown mustard in tiny little jars that cost $300/oz. Maybe that'll do it.

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DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

I have a sore throat; will that do?

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