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Fredilicious's avatar

Let's see trumpy the loser try to ride a bike 100 yards. Drink every time he crashes.

Darth Trad's avatar

So, you don't see yourself as....... puts on sun-glasses...... inFinnite?

Darth Trad's avatar

My liver is up to it, but many Wonketeers may not have such a well-conditioned and robust organ at their disposal. I may also start tell some jokes of questionable taste about 38 yards in.

Nick Sr.'s avatar

Trump worked long hours complaining on Twitter. That must be what she's referring to.

Jo Mathie's avatar

I'd like to see him even try and get on a bike. He seems to even have trouble getting in and out of golf carts. Biden looks completely fit and healthy sailing along on his cycle.

Zap's avatar

"Go fuck yourself, Fox News moron idiot." Really can't be said enough.

Zap's avatar

It's made from the same material!

Zap's avatar

Can't be said enough.

Zap's avatar

That's the point.

DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

I am six years younger than OHJB and I would KILL to just be able to get on a bike now.

DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

Rachel WHO? Don't forget, we have a Rachel journalist on our side...

DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

Be glad you're not an "editor" ... you'd be conflicted about every danged thing.

DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

I'm sure Granny was just kidding. I was a writer and editor for 35 years. I would NEVER correct a spelling error in a damn blog post, but there are a few things that drive me bananas. Like using some obscure acronym or a first name on first reference.

P.S. Correcting spelling and grammar goofs is for COPY editors, who are pretty much just machines. Select ADD MORE COMMAS, press ACTIVATE.

DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

A kindly neighbor picked up groceries for me for a few weeks when I was laid up. I put "brown mustard" on my list and she came home with French's. I didn't know French's sold brown mustard. If there's a next time I'll write "Brown mustard in tiny little jars that cost $300/oz. Maybe that'll do it.

DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

I have a sore throat; will that do?