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Cranky Man's avatar

Sometimes they say something true with such clarity "So at every area where there is conservatism, there is strife"

BWilliamson's avatar

No. No they aren't. Unless you're French.

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Did baking give you a strong upper body?Anthony Bourdain says never pick a fight with a baker, cause they will kick your ass.

BWilliamson's avatar

OK Wonkette, time to end comments. This is what you get.

The Psy of Life's avatar

Yeah, a bit. You have lift those huge Hobart bowls of dough and do the final knead by hand and roll out croissant with rolling pins and lift 50 lb bags of flour. You know. It is physical labor.

The Psy of Life's avatar

For the first time in their lives, they don't have someone telling them what to think and believe. For the first time in their lives, they may not be saying and thinking the exact same things as their peers. No wonder it has left all in a tizzy. It must be hard trying to think and follow beliefs. It must be scary to look across the studio and hear the other woman say something the opposite of what you are saying.

These poor people. I hope that Rupert starts a support group for them.

Helena Handbag's avatar

I am so excited! When does Knockout Christmas season officially begin and what should I wear? Will we get to actually punch things?

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Woot woot!! Good on ya!

Congratulations - I hope you enjoy it as much as you hope!!

Weißwurst Supreme's avatar

I can only hope that every day is a living hell for Greg Gutfeld. That man deserves all the bad things in life and more.

Meander's avatar

" So at every area where there is conservatism, there is strife."

Evil assholes treating each other like evil assholes. News at 11.

ETA: Fuck you, Gutfeld. I nearly forgot to say that.

bluicebank's avatar

"You can look at our network as a whole, which is — don’t look at me."

lol

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

grayone's avatar

I don't know what the Prez's plans are after January, but I do hope that it somehow involves tormenting everyone at Fox and Breitbart, et.al., reminding them that for eight whole years the WH was occupied by a gentleman of color who turned the economy around, elevated our image abroad, and brought dignity back to the Oval Office.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Only 238 days until Knockout Christmas. Get your orders in early; the new batch of brass knuckles and lead sappers are expected to go fast.

yyyaz's avatar

LOL. That coffin has been nailed shut. I am here to to provide the stake to the heart when it becomes necessary.

Major_Major_Major's avatar

It's the season when Semitic Santa delivers puches to the sacks (and lady sacks) of all the persecuted, Lilly white, Christericans.