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"Always look on the bright side/Of death!/<whistling>"

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You are totally evil. *Surely* you meant to type "United".

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Something something "B Ark" something.

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My brother and sis in law are luckily able to work from home, their 5 year old daughter's school is closing tomorrow. This is the UK. They were going to come and visit but that involves a train and a ferry - not worth it, we'll skype instead. God knows how chaotic it is in other places, especially in the USA where Trump is dealing with things by flailing about like a toddler who has been drop kicked into the big boy's swimming pool without armbands.

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"O. Discordia!"

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Trump: "Hey, some guy said that it's all Pelosi's fault, let's just go with that!!"

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Ingraham flies coach?

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I never new my dad's mom. Spanish Flu.

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Why I can stretch my feet out and rest them atop of a pile of coronavirus in coach. Comfy! Comfy! Comfy!

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America can be lauded for its efforts in trying to spread the coronavirus among its people.

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Trump's lady doctor in the presser today starting talking some argle bargle about "the greatest generation" and then said the millenials will need to do the right thing to protect "the greatest generation". Um the greatest generation was born from 1901 to 1927, making them 93 years to 119 years old now. WTF

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The 9/11 terrorists picked the flights they did because they were relatively empty almost dead-heads headed back across the country which is why they were full of fuel. Just throwing that out there.

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I drank hot tea today and got the sniffles and because we're all paranoid now my wife was all "you sick or crying about content?" Neither?

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I think about this routine a lot. It wasn't funny then.

Still isn't.

*sob*

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Also, why is the seat “possibly empty"? She's not sitting next to Schrödinger's passenger.

Well, until you pull out the life jacket, you won't know if the passenger next to you is hiding under the seat.Or maybe she is used to fly with Weeping Angels. They stay on their seat only if the flight attendant is looking at them.

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No, she photographs coach.

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