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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What do you expect? He's only half black.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I really like the one where he reads the constitution After ending all the fighting in the future revolution. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=zeU8Hlk3970" target="_blank">William .. . Shatner!</a>

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pax_Romana" target="_blank">Caesar Augustus?</a>

Vienna Woods's avatar

Germans, according to Hogan's Heroes.

Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=73tjF0bzAi4" target="_blank">Best. Shatner. Ever.</a>

Mahousu's avatar

To be fair, I don't see how you could deliver those lines he had without at least a little nibble here and there.

Chris Grrr's avatar

They're treacherous gasbags-for-pay, but at least the phrase "gun lobby" gets used yet again as a synonym for the NRA. Siding with "lobbyists" is not exactly popular. Now we need to keep inserting one more word, so the NRA is tacitly accepted to be the "gun <i>manufacturer</i> lobby"...

FeloniousMonk's avatar

The actual quote from Chamberlain: "My good friends, for the second time in our history, a British Prime Minister has returned from Germany bringing peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time... Go home and get a nice quiet sleep."

FOR our time, Foxcubs, not in.

Chamberlain is referring to Disraeli, who on returning from the Congress of Berlin in 1878 did use the phrase "peace in our time", which can also be found in the Book of Common Prayer.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Is there room for that in our discourse today?"

I don't know, Rush. Is there room for two of you in the kitchen at the same time?

Hint: No.

Mahousu's avatar

Yep, they took it twice during the North Africa Campaign - while Barack Obama did nothing to stop them.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

underneath the Romulan today.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Turning off the sound works almost as well.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

First the War on Christmas, now the War on Analogies -- lost. Next, Arkansas will adopt Sharia Law. So do the nazi commie atheistical mooslims win?

Lot_49's avatar

They had that printed on the binders full of women the Chimpy Administration used for recruiting.

Lot_49's avatar

In Obama's America:

* the stock market is <a href="http:\/\/www.google.com\/finance\?q=vti&amp\;ei=c0YAUYDBFKOciAKoTg" target="_blank">up</a> * unemployment is down * the deficit is shrinking * wars are ending

Deliver us, O Lord, from this reign of terror!