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OT, but a little something to cheer up those Wonkers in the throes of gloom, despair and agony. Latest Qunnipac poll has Trump losing to ALL Dem candidates https://www.dailykos.com/st...

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Or at least someone who takes their meds

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Of course I'll vote for whoever is the Democratic nominee. However, I don't think it will be Joe or Bernie; they just have the most name recognition at this point. Expect a shift after the Dem debates this month. My money is on Pete.

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Lessee ... Bunion, Revlon, and Goofy ... right? Those are the best ones!

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Glad to give you some happy times remembrances...

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Keep in mind that republicans have been going to great lengths to conceal facts about Trump's health, almost as much as they've tried to hide his tax returns. First, they issued a letter that was so obviously written by Trump himself and signed by Dr. Lebowski. Then they had a second report issued by the White House's Dr. Feelgood would practically said he wanted to fuck Donald.

The man eats garbage, thinks exercise is bad for you, and is built like the Stay-Puff Marsh-mellow Man. But he's in excellent health while trim, Handsome Joe Biden is the one at death's door.

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It's not going to be Joe or Bernie. Once you dig below name-recognition, it's clear that democratic primary voters are hungry for somebody new who hasn't spent the past five decades inside the Beltway.

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Please don't put Kennedy and Carrot Top together on my laptop screen. It can't take that much wash-up uselessness at once.

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For conservatives, anyway

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I agree with Hannity, scary as that is. Biden is too old. But hey, Seanboy, so is your darling Donnie. And unlike Biden he appears on TV every day saying something that make many question if he isn't in the early stages of Alzheimer's or some other form of dementia.

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Reno however... evidently even a dead pimp gets elected.

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IKR? we should call them pundits.

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I want the next Democratic president to appoint leftist 35-year-old marathon runners to the Supreme court.

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That's 30 seconds longer than me.

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She's a lot prettier than Carrot Top, that's for sure.

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