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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

OT, but a little something to cheer up those Wonkers in the throes of gloom, despair and agony. Latest Qunnipac poll has Trump losing to ALL Dem candidates https://www.dailykos.com/st...

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Or at least someone who takes their meds

Amethyst 💙♌🍀🏴‍☠️'s avatar

Of course I'll vote for whoever is the Democratic nominee. However, I don't think it will be Joe or Bernie; they just have the most name recognition at this point. Expect a shift after the Dem debates this month. My money is on Pete.

BearLeft's avatar

Lessee ... Bunion, Revlon, and Goofy ... right? Those are the best ones!

theCryptofishist's avatar

Glad to give you some happy times remembrances...

Wookie Monster's avatar

Keep in mind that republicans have been going to great lengths to conceal facts about Trump's health, almost as much as they've tried to hide his tax returns. First, they issued a letter that was so obviously written by Trump himself and signed by Dr. Lebowski. Then they had a second report issued by the White House's Dr. Feelgood would practically said he wanted to fuck Donald.

The man eats garbage, thinks exercise is bad for you, and is built like the Stay-Puff Marsh-mellow Man. But he's in excellent health while trim, Handsome Joe Biden is the one at death's door.

Wookie Monster's avatar

It's not going to be Joe or Bernie. Once you dig below name-recognition, it's clear that democratic primary voters are hungry for somebody new who hasn't spent the past five decades inside the Beltway.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Please don't put Kennedy and Carrot Top together on my laptop screen. It can't take that much wash-up uselessness at once.

tim gueguen's avatar

I agree with Hannity, scary as that is. Biden is too old. But hey, Seanboy, so is your darling Donnie. And unlike Biden he appears on TV every day saying something that make many question if he isn't in the early stages of Alzheimer's or some other form of dementia.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Reno however... evidently even a dead pimp gets elected.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

IKR? we should call them pundits.

John Thorstensen's avatar

I want the next Democratic president to appoint leftist 35-year-old marathon runners to the Supreme court.

Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

That's 30 seconds longer than me.

John Thorstensen's avatar

She's a lot prettier than Carrot Top, that's for sure.