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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Covens Against Buns In Ovens

Vienna Woods's avatar

Put the Yule back in Yuletide!

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Only after they've invented some really batshit reason to resurrect it as a principle.

Shypixel's avatar

This <em>would</em> explain that pagan tree lighting ceremony they have every winter at the White House...

schmannity's avatar

Trotta's a galloping alarmist.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i> warning more and more about “paganism”</i>

Especially in the celebration of pagan rituals like Christmas and Easter.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Pagans are the wingnutz fear-flavor of the month. Next up: People that believe Jesus was a Brown person.