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agreed. "Judge" Judy is psychotically evil, she will not be missed. Very little on her show had anything to do with law.

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about 51% thereof anyway. That is all we really need.

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Is it me, or does most of the text in this article show as "white on white"?

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Invests!

At Jerusalem Savings&Loan at 1.5% interest!

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Hell, I'd listen to Judge Judy. She is not a woman to be fucked with.

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When she says "...you work for us...", does she mean Fox News?

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Pirro-ette.

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In disguise.

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Yo, don't be blaming that shit on Lawn Guyland! We have our morans, but THIS A Idiot came from upstate.

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"Americans are tuning into debates in historic numbers"...

...waiting for the inevitable train wreck, and betting on who will throw the first actual punch.

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But they're enjoying a serge of support!

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The Trump worshippers are like Zoolander's buddies partying at the gas station. All you can do is watch, in horrified fascination.

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And she started off sounding so able to to form a coherent thought.

Kind of like Pamela Geller, another "New York moderate."

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I like the bit about "Americans are tuning into debates in historic numbers." Bat shit. Most ordinary people I know aren't watching them at all, because they are already sick of them. They started this stuff way too early. The people I know who ARE watching them are doing it purely for entertainment value to see which Republican can make the biggest fool of themselves.

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I can only imagine the look on the person's face who was forced to type that into the Teleprompter. Oh wait, here it is:

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Samples of the Corinthian style?

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