I found myself wondering how anyone could even try some of these tips without some notecards. Maybe they skipped "Buy some sexy index cards to write down these descriptions, then poke him with the corners of the cards once you have them memorized".
7a: Have wing nuts pass around pictures of several dozen school buses that should have been used to remove thousands of people to an unknown remote destination without refueling.
Hmm... I haven&#039;t really noticed much. But then, I came here from TPM where they use the truly god-awful LiveFyre which isn&#039;t <strike>safe</strike> functional at any speed (or in any browser).
<blockquote><strong>&quot;We rounded up a bunch of super-sexy tricks just for [your breasts]. If these don&#039;t skyrocket your pleasure (and have him drowning in drool), we don&#039;t know what will.&quot;</strong> I pride myself on keeping up with the international register of erotic terminology, but somehow &quot;drowning in drool&quot; slipped right by me. However, after Googling it, I did learn that it accounts for 23% of nocturnal deaths among St. Bernards.</blockquote>
Also, too:
<blockquote>This post originally appeared on Nerve. Republished with permission.</blockquote>
Jezebel <em>does</em> have a wicked sense of humor, but apparently so does Nerve.
Many years ago my girl friend spent too many drunken evenings with the gay boys in San Francisco and she then convinced me what our love life needed was some spicing up with Tiger Balm.
Big mistake. For me. She thought it was pretty funny.
<i>&quot; . . . because she&#039;s attractive and he still likes fucking her enough to not want to piss her off too badly.&quot;</i>
Yeah, but how does he get rid of the feeling that he&#039;s screwing a wildly overdeveloped 8-year-old?
That&#039;s what I said, roughly. 3 years ago and he&#039;s still apologizing for it. A small bottle of hand sanitizer and Astroglide are pretty similar if you are concentrating on other things...
I found myself wondering how anyone could even try some of these tips without some notecards. Maybe they skipped &quot;Buy some sexy index cards to write down these descriptions, then poke him with the corners of the cards once you have them memorized&quot;.
A boyfriend and I took a walk that involved him stepping off to take a leak. Sadly he did not realize that he had touched poison ivy beforehand.
A coastguard friend says it was lambasting newbies for not reporting the B1rds or GU11s.
7a: Have wing nuts pass around pictures of several dozen school buses that should have been used to remove thousands of people to an unknown remote destination without refueling.
It&#039;s a classic prank.
I think it was a mistake for Tom to give Katie that subscription to Fox News Magazine.
That works - as long as hubby doesn&#039;t come home from work early.
Hmm... I haven&#039;t really noticed much. But then, I came here from TPM where they use the truly god-awful LiveFyre which isn&#039;t <strike>safe</strike> functional at any speed (or in any browser).
I loved the part immediately before #11:
<blockquote><strong>&quot;We rounded up a bunch of super-sexy tricks just for [your breasts]. If these don&#039;t skyrocket your pleasure (and have him drowning in drool), we don&#039;t know what will.&quot;</strong> I pride myself on keeping up with the international register of erotic terminology, but somehow &quot;drowning in drool&quot; slipped right by me. However, after Googling it, I did learn that it accounts for 23% of nocturnal deaths among St. Bernards.</blockquote>
Also, too:
<blockquote>This post originally appeared on Nerve. Republished with permission.</blockquote>
Jezebel <em>does</em> have a wicked sense of humor, but apparently so does Nerve.
BenGay or the KY Jelly jar lid switch?
Many years ago my girl friend spent too many drunken evenings with the gay boys in San Francisco and she then convinced me what our love life needed was some spicing up with Tiger Balm.
Big mistake. For me. She thought it was pretty funny.
Dang it lady...have you been reading my diary?!
We all do, Katie...we all do.
That comment was meant for the previous Sarah Palin thread, right?
<i>&quot; . . . because she&#039;s attractive and he still likes fucking her enough to not want to piss her off too badly.&quot;</i>
Yeah, but how does he get rid of the feeling that he&#039;s screwing a wildly overdeveloped 8-year-old?
That&#039;s what I said, roughly. 3 years ago and he&#039;s still apologizing for it. A small bottle of hand sanitizer and Astroglide are pretty similar if you are concentrating on other things...
That happened to friends of mine. Spent happy couple time pickling peppers, two days later- 2 DAYS! had sexy time and OWWWWWW!!