Here's one way to talk about a fictional character: When I was a kid, I knew two different Santa Clauses. The first had a fat belly, rosy cheeks, a long white beard, and skin as pink as bubble gum ... Then there was the Santa in my family’s household ... A near-carbon copy of the first one -- big belly, rosy cheeks, long white beard: check, check, check. But his skin was as dark as mine.
Don't be silly; kids don't watch Fox News; beside, anyone who's seen Sesame Street knows Jesus and Santa were both bright blue furry monsters.
It reminds me of growing up in Catholic grade school in the '50s and early '60s, listening to religious instruction by the priests and nuns, and struggling to not betray any emotion while thinking "Do they really believe this shit?"
Hey! Stop ripping on people's silly, ungrounded beliefs! She's free to believe whatever she wants about make-believe characters. Just as I'm free to believe that Megyn Kelly is a real blonde.
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I&#039;d pick that dude who played the Obamadevil.
They&#039;re shitting on TV?
So, White Santa was Pat Boone?
This explains so much.
Only Roger Ailes knows for sure....
Also: <i>A Visit From St. Nicholas</i>, first published in 1823.
SCHISM!
Jeez, it&#039;s just one of those things! I mean, Barbie is white! Right?
Don&#039;t be silly; kids don&#039;t watch Fox News; beside, anyone who&#039;s seen Sesame Street knows Jesus and Santa were both bright blue furry monsters.
Dammit. Beat me to it.
It reminds me of growing up in Catholic grade school in the &#039;50s and early &#039;60s, listening to religious instruction by the priests and nuns, and struggling to not betray any emotion while thinking &quot;Do they really believe this shit?&quot;
Hey! Stop ripping on people&#039;s silly, ungrounded beliefs! She&#039;s free to believe whatever she wants about make-believe characters. Just as I&#039;m free to believe that Megyn Kelly is a real blonde.
My imaginary icon is the right one, let me tell you how to imagine yours.
Unfortunately for her the top of Faux News is still equivalent to the subterranean parking garage of other news organizations.
I can&#039;t wait to hear Megyn&#039;s perspective on Kwanzaa.
I bet Jesus had a great tan, too.