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Vienna Woods's avatar

Not so. <a href="http://www.snopes.com/holid..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santa/co...">http://www.snopes.com/holid...

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I'd pick that dude who played the Obamadevil.

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bobbert's avatar

They're shitting on TV?

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diogenez's avatar

So, White Santa was Pat Boone?

This explains so much.

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diogenez's avatar

Only Roger Ailes knows for sure....

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bobbert's avatar

Also: <i>A Visit From St. Nicholas</i>, first published in 1823.

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bobbert's avatar

SCHISM!

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chascates's avatar

Jeez, it's just one of those things! I mean, Barbie is white! Right?

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Jared James's avatar

Don't be silly; kids don't watch Fox News; beside, anyone who's seen Sesame Street knows Jesus and Santa were both bright blue furry monsters.

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Jared James's avatar

Dammit. Beat me to it.

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Bezoar's avatar

It reminds me of growing up in Catholic grade school in the '50s and early '60s, listening to religious instruction by the priests and nuns, and struggling to not betray any emotion while thinking "Do they really believe this shit?"

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Hey! Stop ripping on people's silly, ungrounded beliefs! She's free to believe whatever she wants about make-believe characters. Just as I'm free to believe that Megyn Kelly is a real blonde.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

My imaginary icon is the right one, let me tell you how to imagine yours.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Unfortunately for her the top of Faux News is still equivalent to the subterranean parking garage of other news organizations.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I can't wait to hear Megyn's perspective on Kwanzaa.

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Bezoar's avatar

I bet Jesus had a great tan, too.

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