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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Aw man up sissy boy.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Man, that must have been some hit he took, because I couldn't even see him behind his massively swollen pussy!

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102415's avatar

Good now don't forget to lower the seat when you are done. I'm serious.

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102415's avatar

Actually, my 7th grade math teacher used to throw a lightening fast eraser right at your head if you pissed him off. I hope Mikey doesn't try that dumb act with the cops though, because well, just shit.

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102415's avatar

No more no-bid deals for the Koch Brothers.

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fuflans's avatar

i always thought foxes were synonomous with cunning and trickery and gorgeous coats.

now i think they must be the beavis and buttheads of the animal kingdom.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Nah, obvious and harmless, despite the bra reference. This one should work for you: <a href="http://www.marketwatch.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.marketwatch.com/story/scenes-from-the-...">http://www.marketwatch.com/...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

However, he is a master hater.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Just like Duh Gov'Nuh thnks she is President of the United States.

Perhaps she voted herself in on Second Life...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Do we have the right to join a trade union? Or is that just a nice thing to have, granted to us by a state government that can take it away at any time?

While it isn't in the US Constitution, it is in the United Nations Declaration of Universal Human Rights:

Article 23 1.Everyone has the right to work, to free choice of employment, to just and favourable conditions of work and to protection against unemployment. 2.Everyone, without any discrimination, has the right to equal pay for equal work. 3.Everyone who works has the right to just and favourable remuneration ensuring for himself and his family an existence worthy of human dignity, and supplemented, if necessary, by other means of social protection. 4.Everyone has the right to form and to join trade unions for the protection of his interests.

As a member nation, isn't the United States obligated to support that Declaration?

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chascates's avatar

And Tobin told Famous Journalist Geraldo Rivera:

<i>One thing I think should make clear – the people coming after us from every live shot here, these people hate,” Tobin said. “These are people who don’t respect diverse viewpoints. In fact, they’re so afraid I’ll present a diverse viewpoint, that’s why they try to heckle me and shut down every live shot. They’ve made it clear, that what they want to make it harder for me to do my job. They are proud of that when they disrupt a live shot, when they really trample over the First Amendment rights or the First Amendment’s obligations of a reporter. </i>

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Simple is best: <a href="http://www.altfg.com/Stars/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.altfg.com/Stars/photo-actors-s/sally-f...">http://www.altfg.com/Stars/...

(Don't wear a bra.)</a>

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Joshua Norton's avatar

PIX OR It DINT HAPpEN!!!!11!1!!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I understand he has his degree in fishery management. He's a Master baiter.

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chascates's avatar

Thanks, comrade! I was afraid the trolls would take that scene as fapping material.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Its interesting how Faux news has reported all of the tactical orders of protesters. My favorite is make a fist when a police officer attempts to handcuff you and then relax your hand so the handcuffs are looser. I guess he doesn't realize that when a person is handcuffed the officer specificall holds their hand so they can't form a fist.

Frankly the stupidity of this reporter makes me want to bitch slap him. Fucking retard.

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